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Wednesday, July 08, 2009

Sugar Daddy Dating

The internet always seems to find the lowest common denominator.

5 Comments:

At Wed Jul 08, 10:56:00 AM, Randal Graves said...: It sure does. Taking precious virtual real estate from all the classy porn sites.
At Wed Jul 08, 12:10:00 PM, Dean Wormer said...: Exactly. It's disgusting.

(BTW: your link is broken.)
At Wed Jul 08, 09:59:00 PM, ZedWord said...: The internet has eroded my radar for what is satirical and what is true.

If Established Men is real, perhaps http://www.medicaladoptions.com is not a hoax.

I'm so confused. Zaius, show us the light with your wisdom of the law giver's teachings!
At Thu Jul 09, 07:04:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Randal Graves: Yeah! And the not-so-classy porn sites, too!

Dean Wormer:It is disgusting. It's hard to imagine that somebody thought that this would be a good idea. (The link works OK now. Maybe their server was down for a moment.)

ZedWord: Ha! medicaladoptions.com is hilarious! Thanks for the link. :o)
At Sun Jul 12, 01:18:00 PM, Anonymous said...: Is it just me, or does that woman look... uncomfortable?

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Man is a pestilence.

Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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