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Sunday, July 05, 2009

Ride That Pony, Rush Limbaugh, Ride!

Rush Limbaugh recently said this about the death of Michael Jackson: "He flourished under Reagan, languished under Clinton/Bush, and died under Obama." President Obama killed Michael Jackson! [ 1, 2 ]

As Keith Olbermann said, "Big bag full of mashed-up jackass right there."

3 Comments:

At Sun Jul 05, 11:44:00 AM, Distributorcap said...: i think rush has gotten to be a parody of himself ---- and he looks pretty awful in blue
At Sun Jul 05, 04:43:00 PM, ZIRGAR said...: Stay classy, Rush Limbaugh.
At Wed Jul 08, 07:36:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Distributorcap: I think that you're right... Blue not really his color. :o)

Zirgar: Ne never ceases to astound me. What will he say next?

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Man is a pestilence.

Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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