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Saturday, July 04, 2009

Happy Fourth of July!

What did one flag say to the other flag?
Nothing. It just waved!

4 Comments:

At Sat Jul 04, 09:50:00 AM, Joe said...: WHOA, you're a good crowd!

Happy 4th of July, Doctor. I hope you get to enjoy some tasty pie or cake today.
At Sat Jul 04, 03:26:00 PM, Anonymous said...: I found some Happy Meal type monkey/ape toys in my car while cleaning it out today. I thought of you Dr Zaius.
Hope you have a happy, safe, and fun 4th of July.
At Sun Jul 05, 02:47:00 AM, Odile said...: Well I assume you defeat the aliens once again.
At Sun Jul 05, 09:48:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Bubs: Thanks, Bubs! No holiday is complete without pie, cake and ice cream! :o)

Seeing Eye Chick: I actually really enjoy Happy Meal toys. I haven't bought one in a year or so, but I used to buy them about every two or three weeks. You get a burger, fries, a small drink and a toy! :o)

Odile: Defeat the aliens? I gave them visas! ;o)

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Man is a pestilence.

Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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