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Thursday, August 06, 2009

Good work, Mr. President.

Good work, Mr. President.

11 Comments:

At Thu Aug 06, 07:50:00 AM, Ubermilf said...: What's most impressive to me is how you've photoshopped him into the back images as well.

Remarkable work for someone with your chunky, ineffective ape-fingers.
At Thu Aug 06, 07:50:00 AM, Ubermilf said...: Sorry -- I shouldn't have assumed you use PhotoShop. Perhaps it's Microsoft Paint?
At Thu Aug 06, 09:40:00 AM, Darius Whiteplume said...: That is spectacular. An image worthy of The Man.

I'll have to post this in my office. They HATE Clinton around here. (funny how they say you must respect the Pres only when he's a douche-nozzle... I mean republican).
At Thu Aug 06, 12:24:00 PM, Randal Graves said...: And he didn't even have to kill anyone.

That you know of.

You should have the Bond theme going.

Kim....Jongil! He's the man, the man with the midget touch!
At Thu Aug 06, 01:18:00 PM, Max the drunken severed head said...: Suggest to 'em that they put THIS item in their yard, too (I'm going to):

http://www.centurynovelty.com/detail_284_090-001.html
At Thu Aug 06, 02:58:00 PM, okjimm said...: ya, Waytago Bill.... give that man a CIGAR!!!
At Thu Aug 06, 11:01:00 PM, Utah Savage said...: Okjimmm you read my mind! And made me laugh in the lol or muahahah fashion.

Honestly I'm as bad as Rush. The first thing I thought of when I saw the news, was Bill's still getting happy endings.
At Thu Aug 06, 11:12:00 PM, susan said...: Well, my wife's the Secretary of State so she's pretty busy. Me? Well, I've got some time on my hands..
At Fri Aug 07, 07:35:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Übermilf: "Chunky, ineffective ape-fingers"? That's rich coming from a mere human. Ha! Humans only have two thumbs, unlike orangutans that have four supple hands with four thumbs and 16 dexterous fingers! Why, I have twice as many fingers and thumbs as you do. ;o)

Darius Whiteplume: It's funny how the Republicans seem to be extra douche-nozzlish lately...

Randal Graves: Imagine Monica Lewinsky as Ms. Moneypenny... **shudder**

Max the Drunken Severed Head: Jeepers! Those flamingos appear to be anorexic! ;o)

OKJimm: Ha! Best line of the day! :o)

Utah Savage: I thought that too! Funny how the mind works. ("Muahahah" is the only way to laugh!)

Susan: I think that this move will boost the Clinton's image enormously. Viva la Clintons! :o)
At Sat Aug 08, 02:07:00 PM, EspressoFrog said...: so err.. how big a check did they have to write this time ?
At Sun Aug 09, 07:33:00 PM, Distributorcap said...: u r amazing!

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Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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