Minister of Science and Chief Protector of the Faith

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Wingnuts Roasting on an Open Fire

Andy Williams
The 81-year-old American pop singer and unabashed Christmas sweater enthusiast Andy Williams recently said in a interview that President Obama is "following Marxist theory" and wants to turn the US into a "socialist country".

"Don't like him at all," he said, "I think he wants to create a socialist country. The people he associates with are very Left-wing. One is registered as a Communist.

"Obama is following Marxist theory. He's taken over the banks and the car industry. He wants the country to fail." Telegraph, Oliver Willis.

although a lifelong Republican, Williams was a friend of the Kennedy family and campaigned for Robert F. Kennedy in 1968. He was present at the Los Angeles rally where Robert F Kennedy was assassinated.

As a teenager Andy Williams dubbed some of the high notes in the song "How Little We Know" sung by Lauren Bacall in the film To Have and Have Not.

          Nothng To Lose (The Party)
Love Is Blue
It's hard to say goodbye
We've Only Just Begun
A Flea in Her Ear
Hurry on Down
Both Sides Now
God Only Knows
Close To You
I probably wouldn't even remember who the heck Andy Williams is today, except for the fact that he was once married to the delightful Claudine Longet [ 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ], who shot her boyfriend while still married to Andy Williams. I am beginning to think that it is entirely possible that she shot the wrong guy...


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At Tue Sep 29, 11:49:00 AM, Blogger Übermilf said...

Now I have another reason to detest that guy.

Stupid coke head.

At Tue Sep 29, 01:08:00 PM, Blogger Distributorcap said...

he also discovered the osmonds

that says it all

At Tue Sep 29, 01:11:00 PM, Blogger sunshine said...

What a creepy family photo. Those kids look miserable!
She was far too beautiful for him, wasn't she? He's so gross.. him and his ultra white teeth!
Uggh.. I can't even imagine "doing that"... blah!

At Tue Sep 29, 01:16:00 PM, Blogger sunshine said...

Blah.. I think in the first picture, middle Andy with the white pants..I think I can see the outline of his thing... Ewww...

At Tue Sep 29, 01:27:00 PM, Blogger Randal Graves said...

Andy Williams is just happy to see everyone!

Nelson Muntz likes Andy Williams. 'nuff said.

At Tue Sep 29, 11:10:00 PM, Blogger Hamed said...

He only like the Kennedy's cuz they could get gigs for him with their mob connections.

Not a single African American has ever listened to a single Andy Williams song. It is simply impossible. Even Michael Steele is physically incapable of listening to andy williams brand crooning.

It has taken white people literally generations to develop a tolerance to that crap. I believe it started as a secret government project in the 1970s in the guide of variety shows.

At Tue Sep 29, 11:15:00 PM, Blogger Michael Hart said...

What kind of freak has a professional photographer over on Christmas morning to stage a picture like that?
What? It wasn't Christmas morning? It was June 12th?
What a Dick.

At Tue Sep 29, 11:22:00 PM, Blogger susan said...

I thought he'd crossed the Moon River long ago. Anybody got a paddle to lend him?

At Tue Sep 29, 11:55:00 PM, Blogger GETkristiLOVE said...

I was so hoping for an Andy Williams post from you. Thanks for not disappointing me!

At Wed Sep 30, 07:43:00 AM, Blogger darkblack said...

Good thing Perry Como's not around, or Comrade Obama would be bugging out to the Kenyan Kremlin one socialistic step ahead of the doddering mob.


At Wed Sep 30, 08:12:00 AM, Blogger Übermilf said...

I am now deeply in love with darkblack.

At Wed Sep 30, 09:56:00 AM, Blogger boukman70 said...

This humble human bows in fealty and gives you an award:

Banana daquiris on me!

At Wed Sep 30, 12:18:00 PM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Übermilf: Indeed! I am curious if his can be pressed into service, however... ;o)

Distributorcap: Ack! and Donny Osmond is now on Dancing With the Stars! It's all beginning to make sense... ;o)

Sunshine: She is far too beautiful for him. I remember thinking that when I was a little kid, and she was on reruns of McHale's Navy. Ah, well! She is free of the old coot now! ;o)

Sunshine: His "thing"? You mean his Christmas tree? ;o)

Randal Graves: Yes, but Nelson Muntz is a Republican. :o(

Hamed: a secret government project! I love a conspiracy! I'll contact Muldar and Scully forthwith. ;o)

Michael Hart: I have a feeling that things were never really that happy at the Williams household during that marriage. Imagine having a father with all of those creepy sweaters! ;o)

Susan: I think that on the creek he is riding up, he probably shouldn't have a paddle. ;o)

GETkristiLOVE: Yay! Hi, GETkristiLOVE! :o)

Darkblack: Hee hee! Things could get dangerous if they invite Wilferd Brimley to the barn burning! :o)

Übermilf: You are so mercuial, Übermilf! ;o)

boukman70: Thank you, boukman70! You are very kind. I am usually a little slow to post these things, so give me a little time. :o)

At Wed Sep 30, 03:34:00 PM, Blogger Comrade Kevin said...

Yes, but did he play "Moon River"?

At Wed Sep 30, 09:46:00 PM, Blogger ZIRGAR said...

I'll never hear Moon River the same way again...


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