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Wednesday, December 16, 2009

A Can of Worms Won't Open Itself

This would be a whole lot funnier...

If there wasn't so much of this going on.

4 Comments:

At Wed Dec 16, 08:35:00 AM, Teresita said...: Yeah, Doc, there's too much tragic Demlican vs. Demlican infighting, as well as Republicrat vs. Republicrat infighting. To have a strong Democratic Republic we need to see good honest, but spirited debate between Demlicans and Republicrats.
At Wed Dec 16, 10:20:00 AM, Randal Graves said...: It will if the worm has been working out.
At Wed Dec 16, 02:28:00 PM, Anonymous said...: You mean we haven't launched that turncoat bastard into space yet?
At Thu Dec 17, 04:05:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Teresita: All we seem to get in the media lately is a good honest spirited debate about Tiger Woods. ;o)

Randal Graves: Have you ever seen a trilobite on a treadmill? **shudder**

D. Debil: Lieberman is lower on the evolutionary scale, of course. ;o)

Seeing Eye Chick: I'm not sure the moon is far enough away. Maybe we can send him to Mars? ;o)

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Man is a pestilence.

Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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