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Thursday, December 10, 2009

Health Care Reform Seems To Be Putting It's Best Foot Forward

I could be wrong, but it would seem that health care reform has gone from this...

To this...

So perhaps congratulations are in order.

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At Thu Dec 10, 08:52:00 AM, Blogger Übermilf said...

When that country-n-western feller was singing about how we'd stick a boot in yer ass, I thought it was something different

At Thu Dec 10, 08:57:00 AM, Blogger sunshine said...

Hmmmm. That looks like an interesting contraption!
I think an "Ouch"! Might be in order!


At Thu Dec 10, 09:45:00 AM, Blogger Seeing Eye Chick said...

Wow, Genius--Pure Genius. By inventing this sadistic Rube Goldberg toy--you can get other people to kick themselves in their own ass, and you do not even have to get off the couch or stop playing solitaire on the tax payer's dime.

Amazing. This comes from NASA right?

At Thu Dec 10, 10:41:00 AM, Blogger Tengrain said...

Zaius -

Where can I find one of these? I have urgent needs.



At Thu Dec 10, 12:14:00 PM, Blogger Randal Graves said...

Are you questioning the efficacy of someone's fetish? Maybe we like shoes.

At Thu Dec 10, 02:56:00 PM, Blogger susan said...

Me: We have the patient scheduled for liver cancer treatment next week and need your authorization.

Them: Our company has a policy of allowing at least 30 days for medical review by our accountants.

Me: The patient could be beyond help by then.

Them: The patient doesn't have a death benefit with our company.

At Thu Dec 10, 06:21:00 PM, Blogger Terry said...

Huh. Yewz have it all wrong. This is a "Kick in the Head" machine.

At Thu Dec 10, 08:35:00 PM, Blogger Teresita said...

Of course, when you fill out your claims, you need this.

At Fri Dec 11, 12:00:00 PM, Blogger sunshine said...

I made you your fudge ... ;P


At Sat Dec 12, 09:55:00 AM, Blogger Comrade Kevin said...

When do we get to do the hokey pokey?

At Sun Dec 13, 07:33:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Übermilf: That's what you get for listening to Country and Western music. You should stick to Country Western Bacon Cheeseburgers! ;o)

Sunshine: Indeed! Perhaps a whole series of "ouches"! ;o)

Seeing Eye Chick: Who would want to sit on the couch and play solitaire on the tax payer's dime? I want to sit on the couch and eat chocolate cake on the tax payer's dime! ;o)

Tengrain: OK - now you are just scaring me, Tengrain. ;o)

Randal Graves: Yes! Just like Imelda Marcos! ;o)

Susan: Ack! I would like to provide them with a few "death benefits". :o(

Terry: Instead of a "Kick in the Head", I wish that we could ge a "Jump Start"!

Teresita: Alberto Gonzales! Where did you find him? ;o)

Sunshine: Yay! Thanks, Laura! ;o)

Comrade Kevin: Sooner than you might think, unfortunately. ;o)

At Sun Dec 13, 09:47:00 AM, Blogger Distributorcap said...

i thought cruel and unusual punishment were banned - except if you are an insurance company


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