Minister of Science and Chief Protector of the Faith

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Trilobite Terror

I hate it when that happens...

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At Wed Dec 16, 08:40:00 AM, Blogger Teresita said...

People like Huckabee and Palin who believe the Earth was created in 4,004 BC have a problem, because we see trilobyte fossils in a strata with the same frequency whether they are dug up in Kansas City or Peoria or even the President's home town of Nairobi. And that means the antediluvian world must have been wall-to-wall trilobytes, not to mention all the other creepy crawlies we see, all because the bible worshippers compress 500 million years of evolution into about 2000 years.

At least, these is the findings of Cornelius and Zira, but you know what liberals they are. So far they have found no talking human dolls before the Cambrian explosion.

At Wed Dec 16, 10:23:00 AM, Blogger Randal Graves said...

Bah. Trilobites ain't nothin' compared to this fella.

At Wed Dec 16, 02:27:00 PM, Blogger Seeing Eye Chick said...

Trilobites for Troglodytes?

At Thu Dec 17, 04:13:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Teresita: **sheesh** Time travel is hard enough without these imaginary time lines! I had no idea that Cornelius and Zira were part of the vast left wing conspiracy! I am going to have to cut off their funding. ;o)

Randal Graves: Ack! Is that a picture of Michele Bachmann's mother? ;o)

Seeing Eye Chick: Not really a fair trade. Trilobites are actually very well mannered, whereas troglodytes work for FOX News. ;o)


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