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Monday, January 11, 2010

Sarah Palin Has Found a New Job to Quit

The former governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin, has signed a multi-year deal with Fox News to provide political commentary and analysis for the FOX News Channel. [ 1, 2, 3 ]

9 Comments:

At Mon Jan 11, 10:01:00 PM, Teresita said...: That means they'll have to fit Palin into the ratings list with the other Fox talking heads, and it's already pretty crowded up there:

FOXNEWS O'REILLY 3,919,000
FOXNEWS HANNITY 2,611,000
FOXNEWS BECK 2,609,000
FOXNEWS BAIER 2,182,000
FOXNEWS GRETA 2,154,000
FOXNEWS SHEP 2,005,000
MSNBC OLBERMANN 1,085,000
CNNHN GRACE 983,000
MSNBC MADDOW 983,000
CNNHN BEHAR 689,000
CNN KING 656,000
MSNBC HARDBALL 615,000
CNN COOPER 590,000
At Tue Jan 12, 05:56:00 PM, Darius Whiteplume said...: Wait. If they can't show genitals on tv why can they show a cu..... Never mind. Sorry I went there.
At Tue Jan 12, 06:02:00 PM, Ubermilf said...: Best headline.
At Tue Jan 12, 07:48:00 PM, JustJoeP said...: when will she break out the peroxide?

http://justjoep.blogspot.com/2010/01/not-news-11jan10.html
At Wed Jan 13, 07:40:00 AM, Darwin's Dagger said...: I hear she's going to host a new aquatic sports show called "Parasailin' with Sarah Palin."
At Wed Jan 13, 07:45:00 AM, Darius Whiteplume said...: @DD - nice :-)
At Fri Jan 15, 09:36:00 PM, Laura said...: Dr.Zed, you have the most clever/funny followers ever!
((Hugs))
Laura
At Mon Jan 18, 09:32:00 PM, susan said...: Does her stylist always have to use a staple gun?
At Wed Jan 20, 07:12:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Teresita: Look at all of those Fox talking heads! I wonder if their collective swelling will ever go down? ;o)

Darius Whiteplume: "a cu...?" A 'curlicue'? A 'cunning rabbit'? A 'culinary delight', perhaps? ;o)

Übermilf: :o)

JustJoeP: Ha! Great link. She does seem to be challenged by her own non-aryan-ness! ;o)

Darwin's Dagger: Ack! She will be hunting mooses from up there! ;o)

Darius Whiteplume: :o)

Sunshine: You know what they say, "Human see, human do!" ;o)

Susan: That explains a few things! I thought she used Super Glue. ;o)

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