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Friday, February 26, 2010

The Obama Administration is Coddling Aquatic Detainees

 
Congressional Republicans are outraged because the Obama administration has mirandized Tilikum the killer whale. They feel that the practice of reading aquatic detainees their rights should be eschewed in favor of waterboarding.
 

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4 Comments:

At Sat Feb 27, 08:12:00 PM, Blogger driftglass said...

Airboarding would work better on these fiends.

 
At Sat Feb 27, 08:22:00 PM, Blogger Jang-chub Ozer said...

I haven't yet met a trustworthy amphibian.

 
At Sun Feb 28, 02:40:00 AM, Blogger Sleestak said...

Tilikum should be sentenced to be locked up locked up in a tiny chlorinated pool for life!

Remember, whales don't kill people, killer whales do.

 
At Mon Mar 01, 09:28:00 PM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Driftglass: We can't allow an aquatic mammal gap! ;o)

Jang-chub Ozer: You must be talking about Senator Orrin Hatch (R-Utah). ;o)

Sleestak: Ha! That is the funniest comment of the month! :o)

 

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