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Thursday, April 01, 2010

'Celebrity Cribs' With Rush Limbaugh

 
Bask in the splendor and glory of Rush Limbaugh's $13.95 million Fifth Avenue chateau in the sky! [ 1, 2, 3, 4 ] Once can just imagine Mr. Limbaugh staggering around in the wee hours of the morning in his bathrobe and slippers, screaming for the maid to bring him some more Oxycontin and Diet Coke.

Always one to eschew those that are 'elitist', Mr. Limbaugh is truly a man of the people. This humble manor is clearly the home of a stout-hearted manly 'man's man'. Imagine Mr. Limbaugh contemplating his hatred of homosexuals as wee cherubs blow him kisses from the corners of the bedroom ceiling!

Mr. Limbaugh's gilded manor is the perfect honey trap for any woman who swoons over silk Damask, gold leaf moldings, herringbone mahogany flooring, and Liberace-style trompe l'oeil murals.

A chandelier in the dinning room? But of course! But then you might think that it's odd that he also has a chandelier in the guest bedroom, but this is explained by the fact that he also has a chandelier in the bathroom - it all balances out you see, in a very geriatric drag queen sort of way.



 

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11 Comments:

At Fri Apr 02, 07:14:00 AM, Blogger Darwin's Dagger said...

So that what they did with all the crap from Saddam's Palaces.

 
At Fri Apr 02, 09:39:00 AM, Blogger John Kurman said...

I especially like the shitty little box TV suspended in the corner of the bathroom. That just reeks of elegance.

 
At Fri Apr 02, 12:36:00 PM, Blogger Randal Graves said...

Pretty homersexual pad for such a Manly Man of Manliness.

 
At Fri Apr 02, 02:59:00 PM, Blogger Tengrain said...

Imagine the horror that his designer must have felt, "You want WHAT?!"

That said, it is good that there is a cunning little chaise lounge sprinkled about every 5 feet or so in case The Blob needs to rest between feedings and pills.

Regards,

Tengrain

 
At Sat Apr 03, 07:44:00 PM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Darwin's Dagger: Ha! Suddenly it all makes sense. Limbaugh's pad is full of Iraqi swag! ;o)

Sunshine: Ack! What a mentally upsetting image. I'm going to go wash out my eyes with oven cleaner! ;o)

John Kurman: That crappy old TV probably only gets 2 thru 13, and some UHF on clear days. ;o)

Major Mel Funkshun: Bathtub? I thought that it was a finger bowl! ;o)

Randal Graves: I know! It looks like the kind of home that Liberace would eschew. ;o)

Tengrain: Hey! Even I need to rest my tired bones amid my many between-meal snacks. ;o)

 
At Sun Apr 04, 09:07:00 PM, Blogger Distributorcap said...

i guess this is where he fulfills his viagra rushes

 
At Tue Apr 06, 05:45:00 PM, Blogger Chimp said...

Thanks for this picture of Rush. I used it on my latest story about Rush moving to Costa Rica.

Here:
http://chimpplanet.blogspot.com/2010/04/will-rush-limbaugh-go-to-costa-rica.html

 
At Tue Apr 06, 07:49:00 PM, Blogger Steve said...

hmm reminds of the mp line "but the fat one balances out the two skinny ones!"
but thats just me

 
At Fri Apr 09, 01:02:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

So when he wrote choking hazard, um, he meant that I might get all choked up when I see the size of his clitoris?

That looks like a cross between a TBN network set and a D.C. Brothel in Old Towne.

 
At Fri Apr 09, 01:02:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

So when he wrote choking hazard, um, he meant that I might get all choked up when I see the size of his clitoris?

That looks like a cross between a TBN network set and a D.C. Brothel in Old Towne.

 
At Thu Apr 15, 08:51:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

That can't be Rush's pad. Where's the stash?

 

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