Ack! My Great, Great Grandfather Might Be Killed By a Girl Scout Cookie!
As all of my gentle readers already know, I am a mega-fan of Girl Scout Cookies, so imagine my horror when I found out that Girl Scout Cookies are killing my orangutan ancestors! It is all just too horrible to imagine... Stop the horror! Stop the horror at once!
mongabay.com: Girls Scouts censors Facebook page after coming under criticism
grist.org: Girl Scouts censor Facebook criticism of palm oil in cookies
jezebel.com: The Great Girl Scouts Insurrection
wsj.com: Girl Scouts Bake Up Plan To Tackle Cookie Worries
nonprofitquarterly.org: Youth Activism: Two Girl Scouts Create Rebellion in the Ranks
huffingtonpost.com: Girl Scout Cookies Under Fire For Endangering Orangutans (VIDEO)
triplepundit.com: Are Girl Scout Cookies Biodiversity Killers and Censorship Monsters?
greenanswers.com: Former Scouts Meet With Top Girl Scout Officials to Discuss Cookies
philanthropy.com: Two Girl Scouts Take on Parent Group Over Cookie Recipe
mongabay.com: Girls Scouts censors Facebook page after coming under criticism
grist.org: Girl Scouts censor Facebook criticism of palm oil in cookies
jezebel.com: The Great Girl Scouts Insurrection
wsj.com: Girl Scouts Bake Up Plan To Tackle Cookie Worries
nonprofitquarterly.org: Youth Activism: Two Girl Scouts Create Rebellion in the Ranks
huffingtonpost.com: Girl Scout Cookies Under Fire For Endangering Orangutans (VIDEO)
triplepundit.com: Are Girl Scout Cookies Biodiversity Killers and Censorship Monsters?
greenanswers.com: Former Scouts Meet With Top Girl Scout Officials to Discuss Cookies
philanthropy.com: Two Girl Scouts Take on Parent Group Over Cookie Recipe
I must be brave in the face of this abhorrent situation.
Labels: Girl Scout Cookies
8 Comments:
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awesome graphic Dr Z. Where ever did you find it?
Not surprised by the Girlscouts and their censorship. I was in them for a short period of time. I left. I felt like I had entered a pyramid scheme to sell cookies for some unknown personage that ran the areas groups exclusively for selling cookies and nothing else.
I often wondered if Girlscouts weren't yet another front for Amway.
Those aren't Girl Scouts. They are killer robots sent from the future to derail the apeocalypse with their own.
P.S. Only Dr. Z could find Girl Scout bondage pics to make his point.
JustJoeP: I just Googled it when I was working on a previous Girl Scout story. Here is a copy of the original if you want to use it! :o)
Seeing Eye Chick: One might think there is something sinister about Girl Scouts, but Amway doesn't sell cookies! ;o)
Darwin's Dagger: Ack! Where is Sarah O'Connor when you need her! (I live in constant fear of killer robots from the future.) ;o)
I was finishing the last of the Peanut Butter cookies when I read this. Urp!
Rgds,
Tengrain
It's all wrong what you're writing.
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dueling girl scout's - you've been dipping into the Charles Moulton files!
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