Minister of Science and Chief Protector of the Faith

Monday, December 12, 2011

The Great GOP Hot Air Balloon Race

 
With less than a month until the Iowa caucuses, Newt Gingrich is enjoying a comfortable lead over the rest of the Republican candidates.

Trying to narrow the gap in the race is proving to be a very difficult task for the GOP favorite...

And while other contenders in the race have had some success with tried and true methods...

Some candidates can't even seem to get their campaigns off the ground.
 

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14 Comments:

At Mon Dec 12, 07:48:00 AM, Blogger Chimp said...

I understand that Newt's campaign coffers are empty but his book sales bank account is full! He can always run as Obama's VP if things don't work out.

 
At Mon Dec 12, 08:29:00 AM, Blogger Rehctaw said...

"I'm Jesusing as fast as I can"

Brilliant!

And poor Ricky!

If Newt is the answer; what is the question?

Am I the only one who sees something Nixonian taking place with Newt? And that turned out so well.. eh?

 
At Mon Dec 12, 10:20:00 AM, Blogger Kelly the little black dog said...

Great Job Dr. Z!

 
At Mon Dec 12, 07:56:00 PM, Blogger Laura said...

Haha! That was awesome.
You always bring a smile to my face Dr.Zed.

((Hugs))
Laura

 
At Tue Dec 13, 12:30:00 PM, Blogger Tengrain said...

Dr. Z -

This is the difference between us: I would have put Frothy in the balloon with Rick and Michele, and I would not have had as good of an ending.

Well played, Zaius, well played.

Regards,

Tengrain

 
At Wed Dec 14, 09:38:00 AM, Blogger zencomix said...

Rick Santorum was heard mumbling the words Green Balloons.

 
At Wed Dec 14, 11:02:00 AM, OpenID Omnipotent Poobah said...

Up, up, and away in my beautuful baboon!

 
At Thu Dec 15, 05:51:00 PM, OpenID Omnipotent Poobah said...

Advice to Mitten...blow, don't suck.

 
At Sun Dec 18, 11:42:00 PM, OpenID RepubAnon said...

Awesome depiction of man-on-dog, especially the double-entendre (flaming a**hole shut down by Goggle's "santorum" bomb).

 
At Tue Dec 20, 03:30:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Chimp: I think that Newt Gingrich should sell more than books. Maybe key chains, or coffee mugs! ;o)

Rehctaw: If Newt is the answer, then I wanna go BACK to Nixon! ;o)

Kelly the little black dog: Thanks, Kelly the little black dog! :o)

Laura: Thanks, Laura! Will you make me some cookies, please? ;o)

Tengrain: Thanks, Tengrain! Santorum looks so sad when I see him on TV. I heard that on one of those massively multi-player online games, Santorum was one of the banned user names - along with other obscene references. ;o)

zencomix: Wow! Rod Jetton sounds like he will soon have a morning show on MSNBC. ;o)

Omnipotent Poobah: Ha! "Advice to Mitten...blow, don't suck" - best joke of the day! :o)

RepubAnon: Thanks, RepubAnon! Goggle seems to have really taken the air out of Santorum balloon. ;o)

 
At Tue Dec 20, 10:10:00 PM, Blogger skippy said...

you forgot ron pail's blimp...

 
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