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Saturday, September 01, 2012

Talking To a Chair Is Now Considered an Art Form

Clint Eastwood's surprise speech at the Republican National Convention in which he addressed an "invisible Barack Obama" sitting in an empty chair has given a surprise boost to the Romney Campaign...

And seems to have secured the much coveted "crazy old white guy" vote for the GOP.

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At Sun Sep 02, 06:33:00 AM, Blogger Fran said...

Forget the end table, you should hear what the carpet said to me!

At Sun Sep 02, 11:08:00 PM, Blogger Dave said...

I'm not so sure Clint didn't actually think there WAS somebody sitting in that chair.

Good to hear from you, Dr. Zaius.

At Mon Sep 03, 01:44:00 AM, Blogger Zarathustra said...

How sad... Altzheimers claims another victim.... Poor Clint, I guess I'll have to burn all of his old DVD's

At Mon Sep 03, 08:42:00 AM, Blogger Tengrain said...

The drapes had an earful for me.



PS - I'm so glad you are back from the future again, Dr. Zaius, there is much work to be done, and we need all apes on deck.

At Mon Sep 03, 01:26:00 PM, Blogger zencomix said...

Somebody's been huffing Lemon Fresh Pledge Furniture Polish.

At Tue Sep 04, 11:52:00 AM, Blogger Tim Tarleton said...

Glad to see you back on this plane of reality, Dr. Z! I hope all is going better with you and your anatomy.

Invisible Obama 2012!

At Wed Sep 05, 12:35:00 PM, Blogger Laura said...

Yay! Dr. Zed!!! I've been missing you MOST terribly.
Yes.. it's time Clint died.


At Fri Sep 07, 09:58:00 PM, OpenID RepubAnon said...

It's a pity the chair wasn't on a piece of astroturf - Clint could have ordered the chair off his lawn...

At Sun Sep 09, 12:31:00 AM, Blogger StonyPillow said...

Clint Eastwood's stool was Every Which Way But Loose.

Welcome back, wise ape. Thought you gave up on the 21st century.

At Sun Sep 09, 09:50:00 AM, OpenID Omnipotent Poobah said...

Welcome back my Simian Lord. Bananas all around!

At Tue Sep 18, 02:48:00 PM, Blogger Jang chub Ozer said...

hope you're on the "47%" comment, cause I'm waiting for your post on that

At Wed Sep 19, 04:28:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Fran: I'd rather have a flying carpet than a talking one! ;o)

Dave: Thanks, Dave! I am sure that he was happy that the Invisible President was in that chair, and not on his lawn! ;o)

Zarathustra: No! Don't burn Revenge of the Creature! I love that movie. ;o)

Tengrain: Thanks, Tengrain! When the drapes start talking, I start walking! ;o)

zencomix: What will those Hollywood people think of next! ;o)

Tim Tarleton: Thanks, Tim! Invisible Obama 2012, indeed! Look ma, no hands! ;o)

Laura: Thanks, Laura. Oh, don't say that about Clint Eastwood. He was in Revenge of the Creature! ;o)

RepubAnon: Hee Hee! I like that idea. ;o)

StonyPillow: Thanks, StonyPillow. That's the best line of the week! I love it! :o)

Omnipotent Poobah: Thanks, Omnipotent Poobah!

Jang chub Ozer: I have only made a small one on the 47% issue so far. There are already so many good jokes on the subject! :o)

At Sun Sep 23, 03:32:00 AM, Blogger Batocchio said...

Well, it's about goddam time!

At least we can thank Clint Eastwood for an instant classic of unintentional improv comedy, and bringing Dr. Z back.

How are you feeling these days?


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