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Monday, September 07, 2009

HypnObama

27 Comments:

At Mon Sep 07, 07:40:00 AM, Randal Graves said...: If I stay in school, can I grow up to be on a death panel, too?
At Mon Sep 07, 10:07:00 AM, Rehctaw said...: eenie weenie chili beanie?

Awright, from the original Bullwinkle or Mulder on X-files?

Chicagoans would be more likely to say "Doodie! doodie doodie do" while swirling the "Stone of Zanzabar" ala Wizzo the Wizard.
Played by Actor/Magician and TV Magic Card huckster, Marshall Brodien.

Since the islamofacist-in-chief undoubtedly developed his hypno-talents by watching The Bozo Show, and being a sekrit muslim, he would have recognized the Mystic from Arobia as his mentor.

There was a similar uproar locally in the late 70's when Wizzo was accused of being a sekrit Muslim himself.

Wizzo was the real deal and I've heard that he and BHO regularly got stoned at the Zanzabar.

Do you know if the Death Panels are taking volunteers? Can I nominate my M-I-L?
At Mon Sep 07, 10:10:00 AM, Ubermilf said...: And that Kooky Cook Cookie had a meth lab in back.

*end Chicago-centric nostalgia.
At Mon Sep 07, 10:21:00 AM, Some Guy said...: I hope he at least has a little fun with his hypnotic abilities. You know, make us all do chicken imitations - something like that.
At Mon Sep 07, 12:54:00 PM, Kelly the little black dog said...: Wow! Far, far better than hypno-toad!
At Mon Sep 07, 01:43:00 PM, zencomix said...: "You are now in Sing-Sing!"
"I am now in Sing-Sing."
At Mon Sep 07, 05:01:00 PM, Tengrain said...: Hmmm, I'll have to check the Ür-text, but I believe it was Eenie Meanie Jelly Beanie..., but I could be wrong of course. As soon as Rocky snapped his three fingers, I never could remember anything.

Regards,

Tengrain
At Mon Sep 07, 05:50:00 PM, Utah Savage said...: I always hated grandma anyway.
At Mon Sep 07, 06:44:00 PM, Unknown said...: Wow! Is Jimi Hendrix on tour again? Psychedelia is dangerous to our youth.
At Mon Sep 07, 10:01:00 PM, ZIRGAR said...: Obama-rama!
At Mon Sep 07, 10:53:00 PM, Anonymous said...: Actually if Obama Speaks to the School Children he will be breaking their hypnotic trance, of being stuck in public schools that condition them to be good little corporate worker bees.

Sekrit Muslim! LOL. And if he was, who could blame him. Last time I checked there were no religious tests to hold office in this country. Not officially anyhow. Besides everybody knows he's really a *sekrit Masonic Jew. Which is why Al Qaida won't buddy up to him, and why just with a look, he scares live opossums right out of a Baptist's ass. Them Masons... Skeerrry!

I am going home now to put on my tin foil hat, to block out sekrit transmissions from James Dobson that manifest in my dental fillings.
At Mon Sep 07, 11:17:00 PM, driftglass said...: Wizzo was the real deal and I've heard that he and BHO regularly got stoned at the Zanzabar.

Some people say Weird sold them crank out of the back of the Gigglesnort Hotel.
At Tue Sep 08, 06:37:00 AM, Thomas Fummo said...: I just read and watched a couple of the videos you linked to in your hitler=obama post and all that stuff almost made me cry.

I admire all of you for being able to joke about it, but if there are really so many people, young people too, who are so blind and ignorant to even think about comparing Obama to Hitler...

how do you cope? I mean I'm used to using humour to console myself whenever Berlusconi embarasses Italy with his latest idiotic press release or limits freedom of speech...
But to think of shit like that happening in America...
after having seen the country pull itself out of the shit by electing Obama...

have things turned so sour so soon?
I mean, all that Obama is trying to do seems to be perfectly normal, a genuin modernisation attempt.

how the hell can there be so many idiots out there?
*has upset himself again*

damn.
At Tue Sep 08, 11:16:00 AM, Anonymous said...: How did it turn sour so quickly so badly? Because this country is in denial about its current cancerous growth of Extremists Nutjobs fucking Goats in every Mountain Range between the coasts while stocking up on Ammo and looking for Breeders. The reason they accuse the other side of being Nazis, is they are trying to draw attention away from the fact, that they actually are Goose Stepping pieces of shit who are want to ruin the Great Experiment and bring about the end of the world.

Extremists:
Can't live with em, Can't chain them up in the basement.
At Tue Sep 08, 11:21:00 AM, Anonymous said...: I just wanted to say that me and my kids were watching Obama's speech and in the middle of it was an "Emergency Broadcast system that drowned it out locally on our cable channel."

Accident? Or...something else. Good gods I am so frustrated.
At Tue Sep 08, 12:27:00 PM, acerigger said...: gotta have me one o them hypnobama t-shirts,where can i get one?
At Tue Sep 08, 01:51:00 PM, Jess Wundrun said...: I'm down with the spiral eyes, what with the copious amounts of dope the brother smokes, but the nostril flares of doom are drawing me in.....
At Tue Sep 08, 03:31:00 PM, Jaliya said...: Absolutely priceless. Wow, man, Woodstock Obama.

I'm sure Michelle doesn't mind his hypnotic powers ... ;-)
At Wed Sep 09, 12:26:00 AM, Sleestak said...: I woke up to discover I had just re-enrolled in High School! Damn you Obama!
At Wed Sep 09, 09:28:00 AM, okjimm said...: Wowsers! Now I really feel like a socialist!
At Wed Sep 09, 11:11:00 AM, Anonymous said...: He hypnotized me into voting for him, and now this??? Accccckkkk!!!!!
At Wed Sep 09, 04:52:00 PM, Dr. Zaius said...: Randal Graves: Too late! The Death Panel has deemed you not fit for medical care, just like grandma! ;o)

Rehctaw: I don't think that the fact that Bozo is a Muslim was much of a secret... Bullwinkle or X-files? Both! ;o)

Übermilf: Cookies? Did you say cookies? ;o)

Some Guy: Just because I am clucking does not mean that I have been hypnotized!

Kelly the little black dog: Thanks! Hypno-Toad had better sound effects, though. ;o)

zencomix: Ack! I thought that was a chair! ;o)

Tengrain: I am sure that it is "Chili" not "Jelly", but I am not sure if it's "Meanie" or "Weenie"... ;o)

Utah Savage: I know. She smells funny, and all she has is hard candy! ;o)

Tea Break: Purple Haze! ;o)

Zirgar: Indeed! I want to see a dairama of Obama-rama... ;o)

Obama-rama!

Seeing Eye Chick: I think that most kids will resent being woken up from their glazed donut mindscapes... I'll bet Obama is a sekrit Jew, just like Sammy Davis Jr! ;o)

Driftglass: All of this talk of clowns is starting to frighten me...

That Face!: If you aren't laughing, then you are crying. And I will take wingnut ravings with Obama in charge instead of Bush any day of the week! It is very sad though. I can understand that their are people that stupid, but I feel terrible that our media is completely inane as to cover it like it is real news... ;o)

Seeing Eye Chick: I think that you are wrong on one point. Nazis were actually very intelligent and very evil. These people are just very stupid and and very evil. ;o)

Seeing Eye Chick: Damn you, Emergency Broadcast System! ;o)

Acerigger: That is actually a really good idea... Thanks, Acerigger! ;o)

Jess Wundrun: What do you mean? The nostril flares of doom are his best feature! ;o)

Jaliya: I'm pretty sure that Michelle doesn't mind Obama's hypnotic powers... Once she's hypnotized! ;o)

Sleestak: I'll see you after third period, by the water fountain! ;o)

aslansgurl: Ha! You are just a sock puppet. Go away.

okjimm: I know! It's so deliciously evil! ;o)

Rivahcat: It's like some bad sci-fi movie from the fifties... I love bad sci-fi movie from the fifties!
At Wed Sep 09, 05:40:00 PM, Anonymous said...: You are right about the Nazi Comment Dr Zaius. I have made that point as well. Sometimes I become so numb by swimming in stupidity, that I can feel my brain cells dying.
At Thu Sep 10, 09:07:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: If we aren't swimming in stupidity, we are swimming in horse manure. **sigh**
At Thu Sep 10, 09:17:00 PM, libhom said...: I love that graphic.

Randall: If you want to be on a death panel, work for an HMO.
At Sun Sep 13, 12:04:00 PM, Freida Bee said...: Don't re-education camps imply being educated to begin with? This is why he wants kids to stay in school, so they can later be re-educated.

(I hadn't consciously noticed the nostril flare until you pointed it out, Jess. Oh, he's good.)
At Thu Sep 17, 01:31:00 AM, Fantastic Forrest said...: Dr. Zaius, I <3 you.

You help me forget about the crazy people for a little while.

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