Zombie Nation
according to a recent study done by Canadian researchers, America has been overrun by zombies - and there is little hope for the future of the country! [ 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 ] These hordes of zombies have split into two factions, and the poisonous bite of either zombie group will cause the zombie's victim to become a zombie as well. Given this fateful choice between the two zombie splinter groups, citizens will have to make the choice as to which kind of zombie that they would prefer to plan their zombie future with...
Either the vociferous "Teabagger" Zombies...
Or...
Or...
...or the yummy Obamalicious Zombies...
You decide.
13 Comments:
Hmmm I wonder if this was a government funded study. (sorry I just skimmed through).
Good to know that we Canadians are looking into such matters. Cause... ya never know...... ;)
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laura
I don't know man, the teabaggers are certifiable, but free cheese! All that zombie babe offers is book larnin'. I ain't no Old European.
Time to buy more guns and canned goods.
I'd even hang out with the Obamalicious Zombie chick. I've already read the book, so unlike Randal, I have no fear.
Before the zombies eat my brain, they'd have to do an exploratory surgery!
Oh, wait.
Regards,
Tengrain
I believe my celebrity boyfriend has proven the best way to combat zombies is with a cricket bat and by hiding in a pub.
As long as she doesnt take her sickle to my little hammer, I'm voting for Obamaliciousness.
Actually, should the sickle come out, I'll still take Obamalicious, but from a very safe distance.
Oh, noes! The Zed-word! Where is Shaun when we need him?
ooooh I love you, beautiful, scrumptious young socialists! Gives new meaning to the "Body Politic"
Gummint cheese, my favorite flavor!
(Now that libs are in charge, I bet the free cheese will be Brie from France!)
I asked Rob Zombie his opinion and he likes the Obamalicious one too. I always take his advice about important stuff.
Sunshine: Indeed! I am so glad that Canada is watching out for these things. I think that the infection must have started at FOX News! ;o)
Randal Graves: I agree. Anything cheese related is far superior to book larnin'. ;o)
Bubs: Forget the canned goods! Buy Pillsbury Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough! ;o)
Utah Savage: Yay! I think I read the front leaf and the back cover. ;o)
Tengrain: Eeewwwww. ;o)
Übermilf: My celebrity girldfriend, Germaine Gregarious, says either shoot 'em in the head of blow 'em up with explosives! ;o)
daveawayfromhome: I think that your sickle metaphor may be a bit paranoid. (Or at least I hope so!) ;o)
Zirgar: I think he is in the shed out back playing video games. ;o)
OKJimm: Better red than dead, especially if she is yummy and Obamalicious! ;o)
Jess Wundrun: Mmm... I love brie! I don't like it if it is too ripe, though. I like my brie when it's right off the vine! ;o)
Susan: Rob Zombie seems to be a very reasonable fellow with excellent taste, if you ask me! ;o)
Comrade Kevin: Shoot 'em right between the withes of their birth certificate, I say!
#2 please. Since she's holding a book, I imagine she can still spell.
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