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Thursday, August 27, 2009

Zombie Nation

according to a recent study done by Canadian researchers, America has been overrun by zombies - and there is little hope for the future of the country! [ 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 ] These hordes of zombies have split into two factions, and the poisonous bite of either zombie group will cause the zombie's victim to become a zombie as well. Given this fateful choice between the two zombie splinter groups, citizens will have to make the choice as to which kind of zombie that they would prefer to plan their zombie future with...

Either the vociferous "Teabagger" Zombies...


...or the yummy Obamalicious Zombies...

You decide.

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At Thu Aug 27, 12:07:00 PM, Blogger sunshine said...

Hmmm I wonder if this was a government funded study. (sorry I just skimmed through).
Good to know that we Canadians are looking into such matters. Cause... ya never know...... ;)

At Thu Aug 27, 01:11:00 PM, Blogger Randal Graves said...

I don't know man, the teabaggers are certifiable, but free cheese! All that zombie babe offers is book larnin'. I ain't no Old European.

At Thu Aug 27, 01:18:00 PM, Blogger Bubs said...

Time to buy more guns and canned goods.

At Thu Aug 27, 03:37:00 PM, Blogger Utah Savage said...

I'd even hang out with the Obamalicious Zombie chick. I've already read the book, so unlike Randal, I have no fear.

At Thu Aug 27, 04:54:00 PM, Blogger Tengrain said...

Before the zombies eat my brain, they'd have to do an exploratory surgery!

Oh, wait.



At Thu Aug 27, 06:22:00 PM, Blogger Übermilf said...

I believe my celebrity boyfriend has proven the best way to combat zombies is with a cricket bat and by hiding in a pub.

At Thu Aug 27, 08:19:00 PM, Blogger daveawayfromhome said...

As long as she doesnt take her sickle to my little hammer, I'm voting for Obamaliciousness.

Actually, should the sickle come out, I'll still take Obamalicious, but from a very safe distance.

At Thu Aug 27, 09:50:00 PM, Blogger ZIRGAR said...

Oh, noes! The Zed-word! Where is Shaun when we need him?

At Fri Aug 28, 10:59:00 AM, Blogger okjimm said...

ooooh I love you, beautiful, scrumptious young socialists! Gives new meaning to the "Body Politic"

At Fri Aug 28, 11:41:00 AM, Blogger Jess Wundrun said...

Gummint cheese, my favorite flavor!

(Now that libs are in charge, I bet the free cheese will be Brie from France!)

At Fri Aug 28, 04:39:00 PM, Blogger susan said...

I asked Rob Zombie his opinion and he likes the Obamalicious one too. I always take his advice about important stuff.

At Sat Aug 29, 01:59:00 PM, Blogger Comrade Kevin said...

Shoot it in the head! Shoot that fucker in the head!

At Mon Aug 31, 08:52:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Sunshine: Indeed! I am so glad that Canada is watching out for these things. I think that the infection must have started at FOX News! ;o)

Randal Graves: I agree. Anything cheese related is far superior to book larnin'. ;o)

Bubs: Forget the canned goods! Buy Pillsbury Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough! ;o)

Utah Savage: Yay! I think I read the front leaf and the back cover. ;o)

Tengrain: Eeewwwww. ;o)

Übermilf: My celebrity girldfriend, Germaine Gregarious, says either shoot 'em in the head of blow 'em up with explosives! ;o)

daveawayfromhome: I think that your sickle metaphor may be a bit paranoid. (Or at least I hope so!) ;o)

Zirgar: I think he is in the shed out back playing video games. ;o)

OKJimm: Better red than dead, especially if she is yummy and Obamalicious! ;o)

Jess Wundrun: Mmm... I love brie! I don't like it if it is too ripe, though. I like my brie when it's right off the vine! ;o)

Susan: Rob Zombie seems to be a very reasonable fellow with excellent taste, if you ask me! ;o)

Comrade Kevin: Shoot 'em right between the withes of their birth certificate, I say!

At Mon Sep 14, 01:45:00 PM, Blogger Darius Whiteplume said...

#2 please. Since she's holding a book, I imagine she can still spell.


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