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Thursday, August 27, 2009

I Have Always Loved Women For Their Brains

 
Let me take a moment to dispel a couple of misconceptions about myself: I am an orangutan, not a man - and I have always loved women for their brains.
 

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posted by Dr. Zaius - Permalink   11 humans have the ability to speak!

11 Comments:

At Thu Aug 27, 12:05:00 PM, Blogger Laura said...

Oooooh! I just got a chill when I read that!
:)
((Hugs))
Laura

 
At Thu Aug 27, 01:12:00 PM, Blogger Randal Graves said...

Don't be fooled, he only wants to add to his brain-in-a-jar collection!

 
At Thu Aug 27, 04:24:00 PM, Blogger EspressoFrog said...

mmm.. tasty brains !

 
At Thu Aug 27, 04:52:00 PM, Blogger Tengrain said...

Why are you leering at that poor woman, and holding a jar of brains and a scapel?

How to Serve Man, indeed!

Regards,

Tengrain

 
At Thu Aug 27, 05:24:00 PM, Blogger lisahgolden said...

I suppose you'll want to be on the public dole, receiving tax dollars for your nefarious deeds as a "doctor," as well.

 
At Thu Aug 27, 06:23:00 PM, Blogger Ubermilf said...

That's okay. Just wave a banana in the air and he'll chase after it.

 
At Thu Aug 27, 09:45:00 PM, Blogger ZIRGAR said...

Mmmmmm, I like brains too...with cilantro lime rice, Greek salad and a nice glass of Yoo-hoo!

 
At Fri Aug 28, 11:38:00 AM, Blogger Jess Wundrun said...

My brains are well-marinated. But you can't try them right now, I'm busy trying to get them to work. (Should I be using the plural form?)

 
At Fri Aug 28, 04:43:00 PM, Blogger susan said...

I could while away the hours, conferrin' with the flowers
Consultin' with the rain.
And my head I'd be scratchin' while
my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain.
I'd unravel every riddle for any individ'le,
In trouble or in pain.
With the thoughts you'll be thinkin'
you could be another Lincoln
If you only had a brain.
Oh, I could tell you why The ocean's near the shore.
I could think of things I never thunk before.
And then I'd sit, and think some more.
I would not be just a nothin' my head all full of stuffin'
My heart all full of pain.
I would dance and be merry, life would be a ding-a-derry,
If I only had a brain.

 
At Mon Aug 31, 09:20:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Sunshine: Indeed! I have that effect on women, it seems. ;o)

Randal Graves: Shh! Don't tell any one about my little collection. ;o)

EspressoFrog: But of course! But some brains are tastier than others... ;o)

Tengrain: One must have a hobby, I always say. ;o)

Lisa: Bah! The only "Dole" I know sells pineapples and other fruit. :o)

Übermilf: How about a banana split with chocolate syrup? ;o0

Zirgar: I have always felt that brains are best served cold, with slatherings of formaldehyde. ;o)

Jess Wundrun: I think that the singular and plural forms are both correct, depending on the context. ;o)

Susan: I love that song! I always sing it before an upcoming acquisition. ;o)

 
At Wed Mar 17, 03:10:00 PM, Blogger Christian Zamora said...

HAHAHAHAHA! Too good!
**snort!**

 

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