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Friday, May 25, 2007

Special focus on technology issue: Republican Cyberdroids!

As you can see, there is a perfectly logical explanation for that 28% of the public that still supports President Bush.

4 Comments:

At Fri May 25, 01:44:00 PM, Becca said...: It all finally makes sense!
At Fri May 25, 07:08:00 PM, Anonymous said...: Republicans never could fist worth a damn. Explains why they walk so funny, tho.

Regards,

Tengrain
At Sat May 26, 12:23:00 AM, Spocko said...: You know how you can tell if they are a robot? If they call you a half-breed. And they have NEVER called you that before!

You can fool 28 percent of the people all the time.

Mr. Spocko
At Sat May 26, 03:58:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Becca: Yes, the truth shines through like a beacon, doesn't it?

Tengrain: Dude, we are going to have to bleep that comment, this is a family show! Anyway, you would walk funny too, if you were a Republican with poor f**ting skills.

Mr. Spocko: I find that the best way to tell if somebody is a robot is to remove their head. If they get blood all over the carpet, then they probably weren't really a robot.

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Man is a pestilence.

Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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