These are for Blue Gal, authentic Pottsylvanian underpants! As this photograph clearly shows, The native girls of Pottsylvania wear classy underpants, just like American girls! Via Rabbits, Toyen, and so forth.
"Hail Pottsylvania, hail to The Black And Blue! Hail Pottsylvania, sneaky and crooked through and through: DOWN with The Good Guys, UP with The Boss, Under The Sign Of The Triple Cross (Hai!), Hail Pottsylvania...Hail, Hail, HAIL!" wikipedia
Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.