Sunday Funnies: Old Comics With a Modern Message

Alberto Gonzales finds that after being Bushed, He didn't have the time or energy to have fun with his wife. Luckily his friend jim shows him there is lots of money to be made in the exciting field of K-Street lobbying electronics!

Lois Lane says that "I'll Never Fall in Love Again!" Lois was suffering from the classical symtoms of the emotion... Love. By having an emotional lobotomy performed, Lois was rendered incapable of ever loving Superman again!

"Smoking is for Squares!" Winner of the Palisades Amusment Park National Miss American Teenager Contest, Paulette Breen, teaches young Bob a valuable lesson. Bob's so called "friends" ask him to smoke a cigarette. "C'm Bob, don't be a chicken... Take a butt... You'll feel cool! You'll see how the girls flip for you!" Paulette Breen teaches the boys that smoking is bad. She imparts this important message to the whole gang before she leaves, "Girls who are hip don't flip for fellows who smoke!"