Jess Wundrun Contest: Name Dick Cheney's Fourth Branch of Government
Jess Wundrun wants to have contest! Now that Vice President Dick Cheney has decided that his office is not part of the the executive branch of the United States government, he has in essence created a fourth branch of government.So in the words of Jess, the rules of the contest are this: "Name the new fourth branch of government (location-undisclosed) that exists in the mind of Darth Cheney. There's executive, legislative, judicial and.....asshatistial? skullduggerandoodle?" So there you have it!
Wait, wait...
"Skullduggerandoodle?!?!"
11 Comments:
I see that you are questioning "skullduggerandoodle" and have come to explain.
It combines the lurking whiff o' evil Dick likes to convey with the utter lack of ability or competence he actually conveys.
It would be the name of the party that would have frickin' sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their frickin' heads.
Conspirative?
Svengalical?
Darthvaderic?
Selfdeludian?
Aaronburrative?
How about just "the Unconstitutional branch"?
Umm, I'm just wodering where exactly is Jess Wundrun's blog anyway. I'd love to leave a pithy comment on one of her posts but I never have been able to find her blog. How about she has a contest to tell us where her blog is?
Ministry of Truth (MiniTrue) à la 1984 seems a good fit.
Regards,
Tengrain
Jess Wundrun: Ah, I see. That does explain it. I am especially in favor of frickin' sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their frickin' heads. I think that would be a bold step forward in military science.
Now remember, you have to judge the contest! Send me your result to zaius_nation@yahoo.com. Let's see if we get a few more entries...
Infidel753: Ha! Those are great! I think that my favorites were the "Svengalical branch" and the "the Unconstitutional branch". Now let's see what Jess decides...
Dr. Monkerstein: Jess Wundrun is Batgirl, a mild mannered librarian by day, and a dazzling dare doll of the blogosphere by night! (Hence the mask.) Jess has no blog as of this date, but she provides first class commentary! Rather like the Cunning Runt, who now has a blog by the way. Jess, the world and I are all asking you to get a blog!
Tengrain: OK, that's a really good entry. Jess will decide!
The afactual branch?
The regressive branch?
The so full of shite that you can't believe that anyone could possibly take it seriously, but there is, in front of you, smelling like something that the cat (no offense to felines) threw up five weeks ago branch?
How about the branch he'll pay his Blackwater goons to beat you to death with if you keep asking questions, fruity.
How about the ministry of information extraction - Brazil anyone? Fits with his love of torture.
Then again he'd make a good sky marshal in that spiffy red outfit.
Maybe the fourth branch of government should be called the Dickchenal (last two syllables pronounced to rhyme with you-know-what), reflecting the conviction he probably holds in his heart that it is he himself who constitutes that branch and always will, regardless of whether or not he is still occupying the office of Vice President.
Here's a Democrat calling Cheney out.
How about "The Fourth Reich."
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