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Friday, June 22, 2007

Special Dick Cheney Origin Issue

5 Comments:

At Fri Jun 22, 07:56:00 AM, Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...: Look out, he's got a gun!
At Fri Jun 22, 09:27:00 AM, Anonymous said...: I've actually never seen Blam-blam walk. Doesn't mean he doesn't of course.

I just assumed there was a puff of sulfurous smoke, and Blam-blam appeared.

Regards,

Tengrain
At Fri Jun 22, 08:10:00 PM, Dr. Zaius said...: Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator: Yeah, I know. I'm not worried.

Tengrain: He can magically transport anywhere in the world in a trice, but first he has to say the magic words, "Julie Andrews!"
At Sat Jun 23, 12:24:00 AM, Kelly the little black dog said...: Love it! Where did you find that cartoon!
At Sat Jun 23, 08:13:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Hours and hours of mindlessly scouring the internets.

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Man is a pestilence.

Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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