Minister of Science and Chief Protector of the Faith

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Mitt Romney Wants to Show Ann Coulter His Special Mormon Underpants

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At Tue Jun 26, 06:21:00 AM, Blogger DCup said...

I hear she's getting staked out in the sun.

Now who's got the honey and the ants?

At Tue Jun 26, 07:00:00 AM, Blogger Jess Wundrun said...

She's already desiccated. Staking her out in the sun will seem like a spa treatment. But the honey and the ants!!!!

(Do ants go for rancid honey?)

At Tue Jun 26, 08:16:00 AM, Blogger SamuraiFrog said...

Ew. Did you do anything to that picture of Man Coulter, or is that just a particularly creepy one?

At Tue Jun 26, 08:21:00 AM, Anonymous Infidel753 said...

Doctor, this item of yours put some images in my mind which I would really prefer not to have there. I should sue.

I hear she's getting staked out in the sun. Now who's got the honey and the ants?

No need for honey and ants. Just make sure the stakes are garlic-soaked and you've got a silver cross ready if you need it. Then, when the sun comes out -- poof!

At Tue Jun 26, 08:49:00 AM, Anonymous Tengrain said...

Good Lord, Dr. Z - you made me speechless!



At Tue Jun 26, 09:48:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Single most disturbing photo I ever saw.

At Tue Jun 26, 05:45:00 PM, Blogger Kelly the dog said...

Ahhh - make it stop. My brain is boiling!!!!

At Wed Jun 27, 01:33:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

DCup: The only stake she will get from Chris Mathews is a stake in his reputation. Where is Dr. Van Helsing when you need him?

Jess: You are half right. Ann Coulter is indeed rancid. The honey would turn to battery acid on impact, and the ants would never go near Ann Coulter - they would run in terror. Remember, ants will only eat life forms from Earth. That is why they don't bother former pest control droid Tom Delay.

SamuraiFrog: I had to run her picture through a special filter to make sure that her picture did not but a hole in your ethernet card.

Infidel753: I thin the Coultergeist requires both a wooden stake and a silver bullet through the heart and head to insure maximum stoppage of the zombie host.

Tengrain: Well that's saying something - or is it?

Dr. Monkerstein: So glad I could bring you a disturbing photo! I think that Samurai Frog said the same thing about Oompah Loompah George Bush.

Kelly the dog: Ack! Sorry! Would you like and iced tea?


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