The winner for the "Name the new fourth branch of government" has been chosen!
Just scant moment ago I recieve a special message from Jess Wundrun via Batmail the winner for the "Name the new fourth branch of government that exists in the mind of Darth Cheney" has been chosen! This is what Jess has decided:
No fair making me judge the contest! While I must say that my ab fab name for the new branch is Phydeaux's "The so full of shite that you can't believe that anyone could possibly take it seriously, but there is, in front of you, smelling like something that the cat (no offense to felines) threw up five weeks ago branch", its acronym is difficult even by our government standards.
Therefore, I would make the Unconstitutional Branch by Infidel first runner-up. It fits perfectly with the mission of Dick's new branch of government and because it is true and honest can never actually be the real name.
So that leaves The Ministry of Truth by Tengrain. Yay. It is an ironic lie and thus fits Dick perfectly.
What fun. What pressure. What great entries!
Therefore, I would make the Unconstitutional Branch by Infidel first runner-up. It fits perfectly with the mission of Dick's new branch of government and because it is true and honest can never actually be the real name.
So that leaves The Ministry of Truth by Tengrain. Yay. It is an ironic lie and thus fits Dick perfectly.
What fun. What pressure. What great entries!
5 Comments:
Wow - Thanks everyone, but really 1984 deserves the prize, not me.
Jess, does this mean I get to peek behind the cape?
Regards,
Tengrain
Congrats to Tengrain (and Orwell)!!
Seriously though, what's wrong with: The SFoStYCBtACPTiS,BTi,iFoY,SLSttC(notf)TuFWA Branch? It just flows off the tongue!
Tengrain: Congratulations, Tengrain!
Phydeaux Speaks: I would tend to agree. Saying SFoStYCBtACPTiS,BTi,iFoY,SLSttC(notf)TuFWA Branch is easier than many tax forms.
Our friend Torture Man is in the news again. I still prefer Ministry of Information Extraction.
Kelly, I think you are right, but it borders too much on the truth side of truthiness!
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