Minister of Science and Chief Protector of the Faith

Sunday, June 24, 2007

The winner for the "Name the new fourth branch of government" has been chosen!

 

Just scant moment ago I recieve a special message from Jess Wundrun via Batmail the winner for the "Name the new fourth branch of government that exists in the mind of Darth Cheney" has been chosen! This is what Jess has decided:

No Prize!No fair making me judge the contest! While I must say that my ab fab name for the new branch is Phydeaux's "The so full of shite that you can't believe that anyone could possibly take it seriously, but there is, in front of you, smelling like something that the cat (no offense to felines) threw up five weeks ago branch", its acronym is difficult even by our government standards.

Therefore, I would make the Unconstitutional Branch by Infidel first runner-up. It fits perfectly with the mission of Dick's new branch of government and because it is true and honest can never actually be the real name.

So that leaves The Ministry of Truth by Tengrain. Yay. It is an ironic lie and thus fits Dick perfectly.

What fun. What pressure. What great entries!

So The Ministry of Truth by Tengrain is the winner! Each of the fianlists will recieve our fabulous Dr. Zaius NO PRIZE! I would like to thank Jess for coming up with the idea for the contest and acting as the contest's judge, as well as all who participated. Yay!
 

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5 Comments:

At Sun Jun 24, 07:36:00 PM, Anonymous Tengrain said...

Wow - Thanks everyone, but really 1984 deserves the prize, not me.

Jess, does this mean I get to peek behind the cape?

Regards,

Tengrain

 
At Sun Jun 24, 11:55:00 PM, Blogger Phydeaux Speaks said...

Congrats to Tengrain (and Orwell)!!

Seriously though, what's wrong with: The SFoStYCBtACPTiS,BTi,iFoY,SLSttC(notf)TuFWA Branch? It just flows off the tongue!

 
At Mon Jun 25, 03:05:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Tengrain: Congratulations, Tengrain!

Phydeaux Speaks: I would tend to agree. Saying SFoStYCBtACPTiS,BTi,iFoY,SLSttC(notf)TuFWA Branch is easier than many tax forms.

 
At Mon Jun 25, 11:37:00 AM, Blogger Kelly the dog said...

Our friend Torture Man is in the news again. I still prefer Ministry of Information Extraction.

 
At Mon Jun 25, 01:45:00 PM, Blogger Jess Wundrun said...

Kelly, I think you are right, but it borders too much on the truth side of truthiness!

 

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