No fair making me judge the contest! While I must say that my ab fab name for the new branch is Phydeaux's "The so full of shite that you can't believe that anyone could possibly take it seriously, but there is, in front of you, smelling like something that the cat (no offense to felines) threw up five weeks ago branch"
, its acronym is difficult even by our government standards.
Therefore, I would make the Unconstitutional Branch
first runner-up. It fits perfectly with the mission of Dick's new branch of government and because it is true and honest can never actually be the real name.
So that leaves The Ministry of Truth
. Yay. It is an ironic lie and thus fits Dick perfectly.
What fun. What pressure. What great entries!