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Saturday, July 07, 2007

Bill O'Reilly Said WHAT?

According to Bill O'Reilly, a national underground network of lesbian gangs carrying pink pistols...

According to Bill O'Reilly, "[a] national underground network of lesbian gangs carrying pink pistols" are terrorizing and raping young girls and forcing them into lesbianism. A guest on his show stated that there are some 150 of these lesbian gangs in the D.C. area!

YouTube has the video, After Ellen has the details and a partial transcript, but Crooks and Liars has Keith Olbermann’s Worst Person In The World video of the event, which is the funniest thing of all!

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8 Comments:

At Sat Jul 07, 04:26:00 PM, Anonymous Tengrain said...

That is clearly one of Falafel Bill's shower-nozzle-masterbation fantasies.

Oh, man, I bet his little wink is sore after that one!

Regards,

Tengrain

 
At Sun Jul 08, 02:55:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Tengrain: Ouch! No Bill O'Reilly's little winkie mental images, please! That's just a falafal thing to say.

 
At Sun Jul 08, 08:43:00 AM, Blogger SamuraiFrog said...

Wow, even for O'Lielly that's really stupid.

 
At Sun Jul 08, 12:58:00 PM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

"even for O'Lielly that's really stupid."

...And that's saying something.

 
At Sun Jul 08, 05:08:00 PM, Blogger Jess Wundrun said...

You know, I was attacked and kidnapped by a gang of lesbians. They let me go only after showing me how to get my dog to "sit" and caulking my tub. Thanks gals!

 
At Mon Jul 09, 03:38:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Jeepers, Jess, Maybe I can get Bill O'Reilly to send over a couple of lesbian gang memebers to caulk my tub!

 
At Mon Jul 09, 09:36:00 AM, Blogger Johnny Yen said...

Okay, I've finally found a redeeming quality in O'Reilly-- he's a comic genius.

 
At Tue Jul 10, 09:30:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Ha! That's why they gave him his own comedy show!

 

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