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Monday, August 20, 2007

15 Comments:

At Mon Aug 20, 10:41:00 AM, Kelly the little black dog said...: Its Monday Morning.
At Mon Aug 20, 11:47:00 AM, Splotchy said...: I'm blank piece of paper!
At Mon Aug 20, 01:04:00 PM, J.D. said...: Is this an IBM commercial?
At Mon Aug 20, 01:29:00 PM, Evil Spock said...: That needs an Evil Spock 2012 slogan on it.
At Mon Aug 20, 02:18:00 PM, pissed off patricia said...: Is that the universal code for writers block? ;)
At Mon Aug 20, 03:03:00 PM, Fran said...: It's the "code" for Bush's cerebral cortex.
At Mon Aug 20, 03:58:00 PM, SamuraiFrog said...: Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
At Mon Aug 20, 04:07:00 PM, Sleestak said...: FREE MARTHA
Jail Enron
At Mon Aug 20, 07:04:00 PM, Distributorcap said...: finally a sign bush can read!
At Mon Aug 20, 10:24:00 PM, GETkristiLOVE said...: Will Work For Pen!
At Tue Aug 21, 08:00:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Kelly the dog: Too true...

Splotchy: An astute observation, to be sure.

J.D.: Jeepers! I hope not!

Evil Spock: Why don't you ask Dr. Monkerstein for permission first.

Pissed Off Patricia: You guessed it! That is exactly what it is.

FranIAm: Even a blank piece of paper is far too complex to represent the mind of that blank slate. Remember, paper is flexible.

SamuraiFrog: Very true, but I think that advice no longer applies to me. I have already removed all doubt.

Sleestak: You hippie! (And I agree. I'm a hippie too.)

Distributorcap: Bush can only read signs with pictures of money or Jesus on them.

GETkristiLOVE: LOL! Such are the trials and tribuations of those with a message.
At Tue Aug 21, 10:00:00 AM, Fran said...: Excellent point... that is why YOU are the Doctor and I am merely FranIam!
At Thu Aug 23, 06:32:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Trust me, there is nothing "mere" about you, FranIam.
At Sun Aug 26, 04:56:00 PM, Freida Bee said...: Crap, I left my invisible ink decoder ring in my box of Fruit Loops this morning.
At Mon Aug 27, 08:58:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Oh, I want one! I am going to go Buy a box of Fruit Loops!

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Man is a pestilence.

Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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