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Friday, August 03, 2007

Samurai Frog: 'Wow! being a Samurai sure is hard work!'

Samurai Frog

The Tale of
Samurai Frog!

In a surprise move, Dr. Monkerstein has fired his campaign manager, Samurai Frog, for his inept handling of the the kidnapping of Germaine Gregarious, and his inability to keep the Monkerstein Mind Control Fez Technology under wraps.

Samurai Frog

"I am now a ronin," Said Samurai Frog, referring to his reduced rank as an unemployed warrior. Unable to live with the grief and stigma of his plight, Samurai Frog decided to commit ritualistic seppuku.

"OUCH! Holy crap!" Samurai Frog cried out as the blade lightly grazed his body. Luckily, Samurai Frog was unable to go through with the act.

Samurai Frog

Samurai Frog was taken to a local hospital, where his injuries was treated with a band-aid and lollypop.

"Wow! being a Samurai sure is hard work!" Said Samurai Frog.

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At Fri Aug 03, 11:32:00 AM, Blogger GETkristiLOVE said...

I'd kiss it and make it better, but then he'd turn into a Samurai Prince.

At Fri Aug 03, 12:44:00 PM, Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Very interesting seeing as how my spies, I mean hired goons, er uh, loyal supporters are in the process of finding info on him.

At Fri Aug 03, 04:20:00 PM, Blogger Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Nice try but this whole piece is a lie. You want Samurai Frog for your very own, you always have. Next time, come up with a lie that is more worthy of you.

At Fri Aug 03, 08:16:00 PM, Blogger J.D. said...


At Fri Aug 03, 10:10:00 PM, Blogger SamuraiFrog said...

Oh, Mr. Zaius, your stories are at least entertaining. I'm chuckling over this one right now!

At Sat Aug 04, 08:04:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

GETkristiLOVE: I don't think a samurai can become a prince due to their rank in society, but I would not recommend kissing him to find out. Frogs might have cooties, you know.

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator: My spies, I mean hired goons, er uh, my loyal supporters and yours will have to trade information. One never knows what might turn up!

Dr. Monkerstein: But this story is the truth! I would recommend that you re-hire the poor little frog. He has committed ritualistic seppuku for you! You could not ask for a more loyal subject. Don't be so mean to the wee frog like you are to Evil Spock.

J.D.: Spoken like a true constituent! Welcome to the world of American politics.

SamuraiFrog: I hope the lollipop that you got at the hospital has helped ease the pain of your extensive injuries.

At Sat Aug 04, 02:22:00 PM, Blogger SamuraiFrog said...

Well, obviously. That's what lollipops are for! Mmm, strawberry!


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