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Sunday, August 05, 2007

Voyage to the Bottom of the Polls

Here are two great stories by the Republic of Sestakastan, "Friday Submarine Blogging" and "They Write Comments".

3 Comments:

At Sun Aug 05, 07:12:00 AM, Anonymous said...: Thanks for the link, good Doctor! Mind you now, the trolls are watching.
At Sun Aug 05, 08:14:00 AM, Distributorcap said...: doctor zaius

joan fontaine gets eaten by sharks in the movie and barbara eden (sans navel showing) has to run from the UN because global warming is happening

any ideas?
At Mon Aug 06, 06:35:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Morse: Let them watch. Trolls don't eat much.

Distributorcap: The original film, "Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea", of course. With the late Peter Lorre. I had no idea that global warming would cause the Van Allen Belt to catch fire! Science is scary!

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Man is a pestilence.

Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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