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Saturday, August 04, 2007

One of the Many Pitfalls of Marriage

How did Lois Lane know that Superman was really Satan? Click on the arrow to find out! Via Living Between Wednesdays.

3 Comments:

At Sat Aug 04, 12:01:00 PM, Anonymous said...: Considering she could never figure out her co-worker Clark was Superman, her cleverness here seems mighty odd.
At Sun Aug 05, 01:38:00 AM, J.D. said...: Too true, MWB. Too true.

And also, Dr. Zaius: You make me think! How dare you!? And I think I might vote for you. Might. I need more... "reason to"... (muahaha)
At Sun Aug 05, 08:23:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: MWB: Indeed, I agree. Lois Lane's antics are so comic that one might even begin to think that she is a fictional character. This is just an idle suspicion, though.

J.D.: Well, thank you sir! That is very kind of you, on both counts.

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Man is a pestilence.

Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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