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Wednesday, September 05, 2007

Al Gore Reveals the Latest Technological Trend


In a recent interview with Harvard’s alumni magazine, former Vice President Al Gore confirmed that the office of the Vice President is indeed part of the executive branch, despite earlier assertions made by Vice President Cheney. The former vice president also explained a recent technologocal trend among Democrats that is being used to contain some of the outrage that is being caused by the present administration.

Harvard Magazine: You were often referred to as the most powerful vice president.

Gore: That was before Dick Cheney.

Harvard Magazine: Point taken. Cheney has made the argument that the vice presidency is not part of the executive branch. Is he right?

Gore: (Laughs) Of course the vice presidency is part of the executive branch! But I fear that I’m losing my objectivity where President Bush and Cheney are concerned. Not much surprises me anymore. I have a lot of friends who share the following problem with me: Our sense of outrage is so saturated that when a new outrage occurs, we have to download some existing outrage into an external hard drive in order to make room for a new outrage. Think Progress

I think that I am going to need a couple more flash drives. Hmmm... I seem to have forgotten the conversion table for units of outrage to kilobites.

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At Wed Sep 05, 02:20:00 PM, Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

I don't know if those thumb drives will be enough. You may have to upgrade to an external harddrive.

At Wed Sep 05, 02:26:00 PM, Blogger Chris said...

I'm gonna need one of those computers like WOPR from "War Games" that takes up a whole room to contain all my outrage, .

At Wed Sep 05, 02:27:00 PM, Blogger Devilham said...

Let's see, it'b been awhile since I've seen the charts in school but here goes..

1kb = annoyance

1024kb = 1mb = I call bullshit on that!

1048576kb = 1gb = Anything Dick Cheney says

1073731824kb = 1tb = The Iraq War

Anything after that you will have to go to some sort of NAS device storage solution for your rage, and please, remember to back it up on a nightly basis, any lost rage could be catastrophic for our country.

At Wed Sep 05, 02:44:00 PM, Blogger FranIAm said...

An endless supply of jump drives ought to do it....

At Wed Sep 05, 04:51:00 PM, Blogger pissed off patricia said...

Having a couple of chilled martinis is so much easier and so much more fun.

At Wed Sep 05, 09:48:00 PM, Anonymous Omnipotent Poobah said...

Makes sense to me. Al did invent the internets after all.

At Wed Sep 05, 11:10:00 PM, Blogger GETkristiLOVE said...

Cheney is the Universal Serial Buttwipe, afterall.

At Wed Sep 05, 11:55:00 PM, Blogger Liberality said...

but it's so true! everytime I think it can't get any worse, it does.

At Thu Sep 06, 08:26:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator: I think that I may have underestimated the storgage space that is needed.

Chris: I love that movie! I want Ferris Bueller to head my IS department.

Devilham: Yes, That's it! I had lost my chart. Thank you for refreshing my memory! I think that any lost rage will be remembered without backup anyway. All's you have to do is turn on the news.

FranIAm: Got it! Memory needed to contain outrage over Bush policies = 1 infinite number of jump drives.

Pissed Off Patricia: True! Vodka martinis, shaken - not stirred. Why thank you, Ms. Moneypenny.

Omnipotent Poobah: Al did not invent the internet anymore than he invented global warming. He just made them into hit TV shows.

GETkristiLOVE: LOL! "Universal Serial Buttwipe!" I can't top that!

Liberality: Yes, the horror just marches on, beyond imagination.


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