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Sunday, September 02, 2007

Spaghetti

Iowa To Date, via Like Kryptonite To Stupid

8 Comments:

At Sun Sep 02, 08:49:00 PM, Fran said...: I have two words for you-
Den
Nis
At Mon Sep 03, 06:14:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: I'm still holding out for Pelosi in '07!
At Mon Sep 03, 06:58:00 AM, Fran said...: I think if you ask her she has to say yes, Dr.

Who could resist your immeasurable charm?
At Mon Sep 03, 10:11:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: You are very sweet. Nancy Pelosi is only two endictments away from the White House. We just need 17 republican senators to go along with the scheme.
At Mon Sep 03, 06:05:00 PM, Freida Bee said...: I am quite impressed by the scientific nature of this graph. 0- 35 whats to however many whatnots is quite convincing of flying spaghetti monsters, I'd say.
At Tue Sep 04, 12:26:00 PM, Dr. Zaius said...: I don't believe in the flying spaghetti monster. I am more of a Cheez wWhiz and Invisible Pink Unicorn kind of guy.
At Tue Sep 04, 10:33:00 PM, Freida Bee said...: What, with all 35 of the evidence?
At Sat Sep 08, 09:31:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: I think that you may be confused by the evidence. You see, if you turn the graph sideways, it looks just like a rubber ducky! This science stuff is tricky.

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Man is a pestilence.

Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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