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Saturday, September 29, 2007

Bill O'Reilly: "I'm Coming Up Your Nose!"

 
Keith Olbermann Talks About the O'Reilly Racist Fiasco
O'Reilly Defends Alleged Racism Against his "Attackers"
FOX Comes Back in Defense of Bill O'Reilly
Bill O'Reilly: "M-F-er, I want more Iced Tea!"
CNN: "Bill O'Reilly Screamed at the Top of His Lungs"
FOX VS CNN: Bill O'Reilly Alleged Racial Remarks
O'Reilly - He's Coming Up Your Nose
Dr. Boyce Chops up Bill O'Reilly on CNN
Dr. Boyce Strikes Hard on Bill O'Reilly on CNN
CNN is not Letting FOX and Bill O'Reilly off the Hook
Message To Fox's Bill O'Reilly From A Black American Citizen
Bill O'Reilly, Juan Williams Talk Boyce Watkins
Bill O'Reilly Talks to Blogger La Shawn Barber
Juan Williams Reacts to Being Called "The Happy Negro" on CNN
Rightwing Black American Defends O'Reilly: Media Matters
MSNBC's "Morning Joe" on the Bill O'Reilly Racist Fiasco
Joe Scarborough calls out Bill O'Reilly (MSNBC vs. FOX News)
Juan Williams Slams CNN and MSNBC for Their O'Reilly Smear
Young Turks: Bill O'Reilly Discovers Black Culture
Michelle Malkin & Bill O'Reilly Make Worst Person List
Stephen Colbert on The O'Reilly Factor

Recent reports released by FOX News show that Bill O'Reilly© is being unfairly attacked by the far left smear site Media Matters. The website is funded by George Soros the Soros Media Gestapo, despite the complete lack of evidence of any financial connetction between the two organizations.

The Evil smear site Media Matters, working in concert with MoveOn.org, takes the daily positive message of the O'Reilly Factor© and turns it into fearsome felonious fibs that are full of falseness and out-of-context. Media Matters then feeds the dasterdly defamation to the unsuspecting American public.

Bill O'Reilly© and the O'Reilly Factor© usually ignore these pernicious pustules of prevarication, but now the mainstream media have picked them up. NBC constantly spews the out-of-context Media Matters malarky on a regular basis, but now CNN has gone over to the dark side! They are fast becoming dangerously out-of-context!

Because CNN's ratings are abysmal, they are saying things that are out-of-context about the super famous Bill O'Reilly© and the O'Reilly Factor©. They are just doing this to get attention. If a Love Machine a Slime Machine like Media Matters can get their out-of-contextness on CNN and NBC News, then the nation is in deep trouble.

We have not attacked CNN in any way. In the past, we have allowed them to speak freely. But they are now out-of-context. This is absurd and irresponsible. All news agencies that have discussed this story are out-of-context and absurd and irresponsible, and Bill O'Reilly© and the O'Reilly Factor© will not stand for it.

Recently, CNN ran a documentary featuring Christiane Amanpour that didn't do exactly the thing we are not saying that Bill O'Reilly© did or didn't do, but if she had done the thing that Bill O'Reilly© did or didn't do, boy we could have made a fuss! But we didn't. See? If Christiane Amanpour had done the thing that Bill O'Reilly© did or didn't do, her audience would have been intelligent enough to realize what an awful thing she didn't do.

The real crime is that Media Matters has not in fact unfairly accused Bill O'Reilly© and the O'Reilly Factor©, but has instead surriptitiously attacked Bill O'Reilly©'s own late grandmother. What kind of an organization would attack a man's grandmother for doing the thing that Bill didn't do, that wasn't his fault and won't ever happen again?
 

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9 Comments:

At Sat Sep 29, 11:51:00 AM, Blogger Jess Wundrun said...

I wish he had said that the nappy headed ho waitresses at Sylvia's were nice.

Then maybe he'd be gone.

 
At Sat Sep 29, 12:00:00 PM, Anonymous Germaine Gregarious said...

Did you know that Juan Cole is actually Dave Chappelle taping clips for his upcoming show?

It's true.

 
At Sat Sep 29, 03:44:00 PM, Blogger Distributorcap said...

bill o's whoe life is out of context

 
At Sun Sep 30, 09:12:00 AM, Blogger Dr.evil said...

He only gets mad when someone bigger than him tells the truth about him.

 
At Sun Sep 30, 10:49:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Jess Wundrun: It might be better if he stayed. We needs somebody to serve as a negative example for the children, and Keith olbermann nees somebody to fill the "Worst Person in the World" spot every day. It' can't be Coultergeist and Limbaugh every day.

Germaine Gregarious: That is hard to imagine. Juan Cole is a lot funnier than Dave Chappelle, and he seems to do it unintentially at that.

Distributorcap: I am sure that Bill feels that it is just the entire world that is out of context compared to him!

Dr.evil: Hey, are you running for office? Let's get you signed up!

 
At Mon Oct 01, 09:10:00 AM, Blogger Chris said...

Thanks for that nice collection of anti-Billo literature. He is one grotesque individual in every possible way.

 
At Mon Oct 01, 12:21:00 PM, Blogger Swinebread said...

I wish he would just go away

 
At Mon Oct 01, 07:43:00 PM, Blogger Freida Bee said...

I just love the title.

 
At Tue Oct 02, 08:28:00 PM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Chris: Billo is grotesque in ways I can't even imagine.

Swinebread: Yes, back to the turd ranch that he came from.

Freida Bee: The best part about the title is that he really said that!

 

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