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Sunday, October 07, 2007

How Many Triceratops Can Dance on the Head of a Pin?

18 Comments:

At Sun Oct 07, 11:22:00 AM, Freida Bee said...: But, what really matters right now is, "Will that Dinosaur fit through the eye of a needle?"
At Sun Oct 07, 01:14:00 PM, Freida Bee said...: When I was at your site earlier today, Jesus told me to tag you and I did.

If you felt a divine touch about 39 minutes ago, that was it.
At Sun Oct 07, 03:47:00 PM, Anonymous said...: That depends, are we talking line dancing or a plain old fashioned slow dance?
At Sun Oct 07, 03:59:00 PM, Distributorcap said...: that Elisabeth Hasselbeck --- even stirring up trouble in the time of Jesus H. Christ (superstar)
At Sun Oct 07, 05:56:00 PM, Anonymous said...: Mammal lover!

You're heresies make Dinosaur Jesus cry.
At Sun Oct 07, 07:03:00 PM, Fran said...: you know at that creation museum (i feel the throw up in my throat) in kentucky, they have a garden of eden complete with adam & eve and dinosaurs. because they all walked the earth 5000 years ago, or whenever that wacky 7 day god-stravaganza (yes i am actually religious and catholic. and irreverent.)happened!

but were those bastards still around 3000 years later when jc hit the scene? amazing!
At Sun Oct 07, 09:36:00 PM, Generalissimo (Dictator) for life said...: is it the prequel to passion of the christ
At Sun Oct 07, 11:09:00 PM, GETkristiLOVE said...: I wondered what happened to those dinosaurs...
At Mon Oct 08, 06:31:00 AM, Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...: Dinosaurs are pretty tough, but Jesus is God's only begotten son.
At Mon Oct 08, 06:59:00 AM, Jess Wundrun said...: Is that John the Baptist being eaten by a dinosaur? You know, I was always a little suspicious of that Salome story. Dinosaur attack just makes so much more sense.
At Mon Oct 08, 01:24:00 PM, Evil Spock said...: Shouldn't Jesus just smoten them with Jesus powers as opposed to contraptions not yet invented?
At Mon Oct 08, 02:00:00 PM, Germaine Gregarious said...: Now we know why dinosaurs became extinct. No, not the smoting powers of Jeezus, but the ravages of syphilis.

Did you see the flame shooting out that dinosaur's dick? Yowzah.
At Mon Oct 08, 02:19:00 PM, Kelly the little black dog said...: Why do I keep thinking of the land of the lost?
At Mon Oct 08, 11:15:00 PM, Pavel Chekov said...: I LOVE history! Thanks for the lesson.
At Tue Oct 09, 05:44:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Freida Bee: That's no problem! On FOX News, the manage to shoot around the elephant in the room on a daily basis!

Freida Bee: Ack! I promise to respond to your tag, give me a little time. I am a bit behind on those things. I have to play the old America game of "catch up."

Kirby: The pasa doble, my good man! Strictly ballroom. I have bloggrolled you on the basis that anybody that can write about amoebas eating peoples brains in Lake Havasu can't be all bad.

Distributorcap: I think that this photo was taken before she was on "The View", before "Survivor: Outback" even!

MWB: Dinosaur Jesus became extinct for our mammal sins!

FranIAm: Of course dinosaurs still romped the earth in the time of Jesus! Three of the apostles were sauropods, don't cha know.

Dr. Evil: Mel Gibson approved!

GETkristiLOVE: Jesus forgave the dinosaurs, right before he smote them!

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator: Dinosaurs are indeed tough. That is why they are better slow broiled or in stews. Jesus is the ultimate snack cracker, though!

Jess Wundrun: Salome was an Allosaurus. She was a great little dancer! She could really shake her tail.

Evil Spock: Jesus is all about technology. They is why he is so good at Tetris!

Germaine Gregarious: Ah, Ms. Gregarious, that is why Jesus is administering a shot of Penicillin, via crossbow.

Kelly the dog: Sleestak abides. Amen.

Pavel Chekov: Mark my words - the best history is revisionist history.
At Tue Oct 09, 02:47:00 PM, Michael Bains said...: Hmmm... I've got no answer here. Lemme snort this substance I just woke up coated in and I'll get back to ya on it.

ohhhh yah... ::::_-) ∞
At Tue Oct 09, 08:40:00 PM, Freida Bee said...: No hurry at ALL! Don't want to impose. It will be worth the wait.
At Thu Oct 11, 12:12:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: MichaelBains: Hmm... Sinus medicine?

Freida Bee: You are very kind! I hope that I can live up to your expectations.

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