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Monday, December 03, 2007

Best Bilge O'Reilly interview EVER

Best Bilge O'Reilly interview ever.

3 Comments:

At Mon Dec 03, 07:50:00 AM, pissed off patricia said...: Desperation! Even interviewing a has been puppet at that. What happened couldn't bush make it for the interview so this was the next best puppet.
At Mon Dec 03, 01:11:00 PM, Some Guy said...: Now THAT'S what I call journalism!

After this, he's bound to get that elusive Peabody Award at long last.
At Tue Dec 04, 09:02:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Pissed Off Patricia: Ha! You are right! Alf is going to be the next Fox News puppet. Maybe he can work his up the corporate ladder to being a White House puppet, just like Tony Snow!

Chris: Ha! Bill O'Reilly wins the Peabody Award for his hard hitting interview with Alf! That's really funny. I should do a post about that...

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Man is a pestilence.

Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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