Zaius Nation - Some Apes Are More Equal Than Others

Minister of Science and Chief Protector of the Faith

Monday, December 03, 2007

Presented Without Comment

[ 1, 2, 3 ]

5 Comments:

At Mon Dec 03, 12:33:00 PM, Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...: Best part is, Playboy only had to pay them minimum wage!

Badum bum.
At Mon Dec 03, 12:39:00 PM, Jess Wundrun said...: on-duty sexcapades? Jeez, I'm glad I don't shop there. Eeeuw.
At Mon Dec 03, 01:25:00 PM, Freida Bee said...: Did their bosses hire Playboy to do this to relieve them of the sexual harassment suits they were facing? You know this is likely a reason to fire them, right?

Clean-up on Aisle 69!
At Mon Dec 03, 03:10:00 PM, Randal Graves said...: I could never buy a Playboy with these minions of evil in them. Playboy is too wimpy and airbrushy anyway, but this is beyond the pale of my loins!
At Tue Dec 04, 02:54:00 PM, Dr. Zaius said...: Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator: And no healthcare! Playboy has no Healthcare insurance! Who is going to pay for all of those breast augmentations?

Jess Wundrun: Who can blame them? You know, I always feel a little Friskies when I am in the cat food aisle.

Freida Bee: Ack! I am sure that Playboy paid them the equivalent of 3 years pay per photo. The girls merely went from one degrading job to another.

Randal Graves: This is cleary another blow against Santa Claus on war on Christmas! Everybody knows that Santa Claus is really Wal Mart.

Post a Comment

<< Home

Newer Posts | Older Posts

Man is a pestilence.

Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

Only 1,967 years until the
Reign of Zaius!

Humans That Might Be Spared