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Friday, December 14, 2007

Compare and Contrast

Global warming - Al Gore's Nobel Peace Prize Acceptance Speech

Compare this:

...To this.

3 Comments:

At Fri Dec 14, 07:58:00 AM, Randal Graves said...: "Did you steal that armored bank truck?"

"I'm not going to answer."

"Well, good enough for us! Have a nice day, sir!"

"Thank you, officers!"
At Fri Dec 14, 04:52:00 PM, Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...: One is a former senator who makes me proud to say I live in TN, the other is a former senator who makes me never want to admit I live in TN.
At Sat Dec 15, 12:17:00 PM, Dr. Zaius said...: Randal Graves: Ha! "By the way, let me help you with that bag of stolen money marked "Bank" that you have dropped, sir."

"Why, Thank you, officers!"

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator: They can say it because their corporate masters compel them to, that's how.

Dr. Monkerstein: I feel the same way. In my home state we have Speaker Pelosi (Yay!) and Govenor Scwartzenagger. (Hiss!)

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Man is a pestilence.

Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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