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Sunday, December 16, 2007

Consider an Exciting Career in the Field of Document Shredding Technology!

With the government's destruction of important documents up 600 percent since President Bush took office, the paper-shredding business is booming - with no end in sight! Now is your chance to get in on the ground floor of this growing field. Become an integral part of your federal government when you take advantage of this dynamic job opportunity!

Don't delay - Contact your local GOP recruiter today!
Think Progress

UPDATE: Blogger extraordinaire Sleestak of Lady, That's My Skull has created a companion comic to this post, LOL Docs. Check it out!

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At Sun Dec 16, 12:03:00 PM, Blogger Sleestak said...




At Sun Dec 16, 06:34:00 PM, Blogger Randal Graves said...

Heh heh. Oh noes, I has a box too shred!

At Sun Dec 16, 07:54:00 PM, Blogger anna said...

I am looking for a job. And I like sharp things.

At Sun Dec 16, 08:33:00 PM, Blogger Comrade Kevin said...


At Mon Dec 17, 04:28:00 AM, Blogger Distributorcap said...

wow, none of knew that bush REALLY would be good for the economy.

At Mon Dec 17, 07:52:00 AM, Blogger pissed off patricia said...

I'm not surprised to hear about this. When you are part of the world's biggest crime circle, things must be destroyed or else your ass could wind up in jail.

At Mon Dec 17, 09:12:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

I printed off this post and then I shredded it in honor of our lovely President and all our troops.

At Mon Dec 17, 12:30:00 PM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Sleestak: Ha! I loved the shredding comic that you made. That's great! I do have one question, though. what exactly is a "hargle-bargle"?

Randal Graves: Funny, you sound like have the accent of a cat.

Anna This sounds like the job for you! Either that, or you could sell Ginsu knives.

Comrade Kevin: Hmm... Everyone is talking in kitty talk!

Distributorcap: We were just to short-sighted to see the true worth of the Presdient's fine policies, I fear. ;o)

Pissed Off Patricia: The more crimes that you commit, the more evidence that you have to destroy. Oh, the wicked webs we weave...

Dr. Monkerstein: Ha! That'll show him. Good work, Dr. Monkerstein!

At Mon Dec 17, 02:19:00 PM, Blogger Sleestak said...

"Hargle-Bargle": Like a foo-fo-raw. Made up issues or controversy. Examples can be found in any of the disingenuous speeches of Monkerstein.

At Tue Dec 18, 01:02:00 PM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Ah! Now it is all clear. Excellent work, Sleestak!


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