Zaius Nation - Some Apes Are More Equal Than Others

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Thursday, January 24, 2008

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8 Comments:

At Thu Jan 24, 07:54:00 AM, Anonymous said...: 100% all natural but enviromentally unfriendly - so where do you stand on the issue?

PS. I hear that Fred Thompson dropped out because a pole revealed too many American's confused him with disgraced Dr Phil.
At Thu Jan 24, 08:55:00 AM, Jess Wundrun said...: I can get ocelot on the dashboard? Thus far I've only had it on the bumper.

Neat!
At Thu Jan 24, 10:51:00 AM, Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...: I'll take one in zebra and one in beaver.
At Thu Jan 24, 04:50:00 PM, Comrade Kevin said...: So the point is to look like a circa 1970s pimp?
At Thu Jan 24, 06:39:00 PM, Anonymous said...: Hey Hey CK - somethings never go outta style! Now back to my CB radio!
At Fri Jan 25, 06:42:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: AgentOrange: "I hear that Fred Thompson dropped out because a pole revealed too many American's confused him with disgraced Dr Phil." Ha! What an insult to Dr. Phil.

Jess Wundrun: Don't run over kitties! Put them on the dashboard.

Dr. Monkerstein: Hmm... Why would you mention an aquatic mammal?

Comrade Kevin: You make that sound like it's a bad thing!

AgentOrange: CB radio and 8 track tapes!
At Fri Jan 25, 03:41:00 PM, dguzman said...: I can get this for my Ford Pinto (the blow-up model) and then I'll play my 8track of hits including "Moonlight Feels Right" and "Afternoon Delight." Groovy.
At Sat Jan 26, 06:59:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: That sounds cool! Everything sounds better on 8 track.

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Man is a pestilence.

Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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