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Wednesday, January 23, 2008

The Rise and Fall of Fred Thompson

How many times has this happened to you? You have a bass, and you're trying to find an exciting new way to prepare it for the dinner table. You could scale the bass, remove the bass' tail, head and bones, and serve the fish as you would any other fish dinner. But why bother, now that you can use Rovco's amazing new kitchen tool, the Super Bass-o-Matic '76. Yes, fish-eaters, the days of troublesome scaling, cutting and gutting are over, because Super Bass-o-Matic '76 is the tool that lets you use the bass with no fish waste, and without scaling, cutting or gutting.

NBC TV series "Law & Order" star and Former Tennesee senator Fred Thompson has dropped out of the Republican race for President. He states that he is grateful for the encouragement and support of his party, and hopes to continue to spread the Republican message of hope through a series of late-night speaking engagements hosted by GOP Chairman Ron Popeil.

Wow, that's terrific bass!

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At Wed Jan 23, 09:30:00 AM, Blogger pissed off patricia said...

They say that fred won't endorse anyone because he may be hoping for a veep slot on the ticket.

As soon as fred found out you have to expend energy to run for president he decided it wasn't any fun. He expected they would give him the part, like they did on tv.

At Wed Jan 23, 12:09:00 PM, Blogger Randal Graves said...

Oh Sweet Baby Jesus, that picture is beyond scarifying. I should use that to frighten my kids into doing their homework!

At Wed Jan 23, 12:12:00 PM, Blogger Swinebread said...

ah aha hah ha ha ha

At Wed Jan 23, 01:40:00 PM, Blogger Dean Wormer said...

Can Thompson sell the Bag O' Glass to children though? That's the real question.

I wish all the Republican candidates would drop out. Not a single one of 'em is qualified to be President.

At Wed Jan 23, 02:27:00 PM, Blogger Comrade Kevin said...

The next Ronald Reagan. HA! HA! HA!

The savior of the GOP! HA! HA! HA!

Oh, how ironic.

At Wed Jan 23, 10:48:00 PM, Blogger Westcoast Walker said...

I guess America can only handle one b-list actor turned president every 100 years or so.

At Thu Jan 24, 06:16:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Pissed Off Patricia: Ha! "He expected they would give him the part, like they did on tv." I think that is very true.

Randal Graves: I'm not sure why... Everybody loves Bass-O-Matic!

Swinebread: :o)

Dean Wormer: I remember the "Bag O' Glass"! The newest product is probably "All-Day Lead Paint Lollipop".

Comrade Kevin: Yep! Like he was freakin' Keanu Reeves in "The Matrix" or something.

Westcoast Walker: I wish that were true. There is still arnold Schwarzenegger to contend with, unfortunately.

At Thu Jan 24, 07:52:00 AM, Anonymous AgentOrange said...

If they wanted a Neocon actor for Pres, then they should'a picked Angie Harmon. She's better than the deck of deuces they've put forth so far. Of course I have to be careful in my posts, I'd hate to give Elizabteh Hasselbeck ideas.

At Thu Jan 24, 10:04:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"...and it's the laughter that we'll remember..."

At, not with.

At Fri Jan 25, 06:49:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

AgentOrange: Ack! I have not heard o either actress, so I had to look them up. Yowsa!

MWB's World: Yep, definately at.


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