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Thursday, April 10, 2008

Beware the Lost Souls of...

The Pizza Pie of Doom!

9 Comments:

At Thu Apr 10, 08:46:00 AM, Jess Wundrun said...: Molten hot pizza cheese is a fate far worse than the firey pits of hell. I mean, what if your whole body felt as bad as the roof of your mouth after that pepperoni special you ate last night?
At Thu Apr 10, 09:29:00 AM, chaos4700 said...: Oh, see, I always wondered what the Republican Party did with all those souls they confiscate from their new members...
At Thu Apr 10, 11:47:00 AM, Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...: Hold the anchovies and the pineapple please.
At Thu Apr 10, 02:06:00 PM, dguzman said...: AAAGGGHHH!!!! I may never eat pizza again!
At Thu Apr 10, 02:35:00 PM, Dean Wormer said...: Creepy but hunger-inducing at the same time.
At Thu Apr 10, 07:42:00 PM, Dave The Angry Rhode Islander said...: Greaaaat...now I'll never be able to enjoy another sausage and pepperoni pizza. This must be a vegan plot of some sort.
At Fri Apr 11, 06:39:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Jess Wundrun: Ouch! The corrosponding level of hell is the mind-numbing sensation that you get from eating chocolate ice cream too fast. I hate that! It's totally slows down the whole eating process.

chaos4700: And the worst part is that they don't use real cheese! Just that imitation crap.

Dr. Monkerstein: **Blech!** I'm with you. I hate anchovies and the pineapple.

Dguzman: Oh, come now... The doomed souls of a few Republicans never hurt anybody! Just wash it down with the blood of all of the Iraqi civilians we have killed.

Dean Wormer: Indeed! I think that I might have a slice. Maybe two!

Dave The Angry Rhode Islander: That's OK! Get a green pepper and onion pizza instead! No mushrooms, though. They make me gassy.
At Sat Apr 12, 04:37:00 PM, Distributorcap said...: is this from that right wing pizza joint Dominos
At Wed Apr 16, 06:37:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: It can't be a right wing pizza - it has a soul. (Several in fact.)

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Man is a pestilence.

Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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