Minister of Science and Chief Protector of the Faith

Wednesday, April 09, 2008

Jeepers! Time Sure Flies When You're Wearing Happy Underpants!

No time for blogging today! I am far too busy forgetting that my two year blogoversary was a month ago! (Jeepers! Time sure flies when you're wearing Happy Underpants!) In the meantime, you can watch this swell video I picked out especially for Germaine Gregarious by the musical group First Choice, "Smarty Pants!". (It's all about the underpants, baby!)

I would like to thank all of my fellow presidential candidates and the many bloggers that have helped me make Zaius Nation what it is today, and I would especially like to thank Ms. Gregarious for her undivided attention to the wholesome, rich creamy goodness of my Happy Underpants.

Two slices, please!
I would like to offer everyone not one - but two slices of cake!

(Oh, and a special thank you to Dr. Monkerstein as well.)


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At Wed Apr 09, 06:35:00 AM, Blogger Prime Minister Dr.Evil said...

Thats a great picture of Monkerstein.

At Wed Apr 09, 08:18:00 AM, Blogger Randal Graves said...

Are congratulations belated if we didn't know about the celebration?

At Wed Apr 09, 08:50:00 AM, Blogger Germaine Gregarious said...

Darling! What a thrill it has been. It seems like only yesterday you called me out of the jungles of Ecuador and told me to "Blog, Sistah".

And as your running mate, it has been a rollercoaster whose loop-de-loops only go up! Truly, I look forward to the day we add both a rumpus room and an underpantsatorium to the White House!

All my best, dear. And to think you do it all with thumbs that are about 9 inches below where any convenient keyboard thinks they should be!

Gregarious/Zaius: America needs and ape and a lez. Now more than ever.

At Wed Apr 09, 09:25:00 AM, Blogger Splotchy said...

Happy two year blogoversary one month ago!

At Wed Apr 09, 09:26:00 AM, Blogger CDP said...

Happy blogaversary! And I agree that the White House will benefit from the addition of a rumpus room and an underpantsatorium (oh well. I guess I just ruined any chances of a high position in a Monkerstein administration)

At Wed Apr 09, 12:26:00 PM, Blogger BAC said...

Dr. Zaius, Happy Blogaversary!!! Love the photos and thanks for the extra slice of cake! Mmmmmmmmm


At Wed Apr 09, 12:45:00 PM, Blogger Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Umm, thanks for the shout out, I think. And congrats on your two year blogaversary.

At Wed Apr 09, 02:42:00 PM, Blogger Unconventional Conventionist said...

Happy Blogaversary!

At Wed Apr 09, 06:19:00 PM, Blogger John J. said...

Happy belated blogaversary!

At Wed Apr 09, 09:10:00 PM, Blogger Kevin said...

Happy Anniversay, Dr. Z! It's been a pleasure reading your blog -- I did not find you until the first Blog Against Theocracy, so I feel cheated out of a year of good times...

I just realized my blogiversary was in January, and I forgot it, too.

Oh well.



At Wed Apr 09, 11:04:00 PM, Blogger Jess Wundrun said...

Dr. Zaius, you damn dirty ape! When I start to think of the work I could have gotten done in all the hours I've spent staring at your pages. Man.

I wonder how many bloggers owe their due to you? I sure do. You are endlessly supportive.

Thanks, man. (I mean, orangutan).

At Thu Apr 10, 04:48:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Prime Minister Dr.Evil: Ha! He falls for that trick every year.

Randal Graves: I am not sure, I can't remember. If an event takes place in abstentia, does the Pope hear a sound? Or is the bear invited? Oh, wait,the bear does something else - I think. No matter what, I would be careful where you put your Nikes!

Germaine Gregarious:: I heartily agree. A presidential rumpus room and an underpantsatorium is the only way to save the foreign policy of this great nation! Loop-de-loops for everyone! Luckily, the Almighty Lawgiver has provided me with four opposable thumbs to work my keyboard as opposed to only two, like you would see in the lesser endowed humans or raccoons.

Splotchy: Oh, dear. I shall have to use time travel to thank you one month previous!

CDP: Thank you, Aunt Dahlia! I promise a rumpus room in every house, a two underpantsatoriums in every garage!

BAC: Thank you, BAC! Mmm... That second slice really hits the spot.

Dr. Monkerstein: No - Thank you, kind sir. Hey! Your blogoversary is on April 20! That's only 10 days from now!

Unconventional Conventionist: Thank you, Unconventional Conventionist! :o)

John J.: Thank you, John J.! :o)

Kevin: Thank you, Tengrain! Oh, dear - You have forgotten your blogoversary as well. You should have a belated ceremony too! (Maybe you could even serve cake...)

Jess Wundrun: Thank you, Jess! But I fear that you are spreading the cream cheese and pimento dip a little thick. The genius of your blog is an inspiration to all of us!

At Thu Apr 10, 10:17:00 AM, Blogger mwb said...

Hey happy Blog-Day!

Shouldn't you be hoisted aloft by your army of followers?

At Thu Apr 10, 10:35:00 AM, Blogger FranIAm said...

Oh my- I am so late to the party!!

But I will bring My Friend the Chocolate Cake... and for you, two sliced indeed!

At Thu Apr 10, 02:10:00 PM, Blogger dguzman said...

I'm even later to the party, but even happier for the two slices of cake. Not too much icing, please.

At Thu Apr 10, 08:35:00 PM, Blogger pidomon said...

for 2 slices of cake I'll vote for you 4 times!
Your victory is now complete!

happy Blog-versary

At Fri Apr 11, 06:44:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

MWB: Ack! No hoisting until after cake and ice cream! Thank you, MWB!

FranIAm: Mmm... Chocolate! My favorite! Thank you, FranIAm!

Dguzman: No icing? That best part!

Pidomon: Yay! With voters like you, I won't even need Diebold to win! Thanks, Pidomon!

At Tue Apr 15, 03:57:00 PM, Blogger GETkristiLOVE said...

Maybe you should have two happy underpants too - congrats Dr. Zaius!


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