Minister of Science and Chief Protector of the Faith

Friday, May 23, 2008

Conyers invites Rove to a Congressional Soiree, But Karl Refuses to R.S.V.P.!

I am eager to seee the result of the subpoena issued by the House Judiciary Committee to Karl Rove yesterday regarding his involvement in the firing of nine U.S. attorneys last year and the prosecution of former Alabama Gov. Don Siegelman. If and when he testifies, will it be one of those scathing kiss-and-tell memoirs - or will it be one of those awkward cocktail party moments when the guest of honor has too much to drink and becomes blatantly obnoxious? No matter what, I'm sure that Brit Hume will be there to hold his hand during the rough patches.

Caption contest! What will Karl Rove say
to the House Judiciary Committee?

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At Fri May 23, 12:57:00 PM, Blogger dguzman said...

I borrowed Chimpy's codpiece -- mission accomplished!

At Fri May 23, 02:30:00 PM, Blogger Übermilf said...

Thanks to you, my husband will never again look at my computer screen.

At Fri May 23, 03:11:00 PM, Blogger Spirula said...

I think you captured the essence of Turd Blossom. The RWB colors are too perfect.

At Fri May 23, 09:07:00 PM, Blogger pidomon said...

hmm caption?
"are you talking to me? are you talking to me?"

At Fri May 23, 09:56:00 PM, Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Ugh, put on pants, everybody put on pants!

At Sat May 24, 01:18:00 AM, Blogger Billy Miller said...


1. "Sorry I'm late guys, had to pick up my suit from the dry cleaners."

2. "Can we make this quick?, I have a terrible wedgie."

3. "My friends call me Karl, but you can call me Coffee cuz I grind so fine!"

4."Contempt? no, Congress baby, I simply ADORE you! I want you! Now come give your Blossom some snuggles!"

At Sat May 24, 02:32:00 AM, Blogger Bradda said...

I'm floored. Nice touch using really milky/pasty thighs for Rove. I need to go puke now.

At Sat May 24, 08:06:00 AM, Blogger Dave The Angry Rhode Islander said...

I need to wash my eyes out with bleach now...

At Sat May 24, 09:46:00 AM, Blogger Distributorcap said...

i cannot stop laughing dr z
you have bettered yourself

i think you gave rove a better body than he really has

btw -- there is NO way rove will show up... we should start a pool

At Sat May 24, 09:53:00 AM, Blogger Jess Wundrun said...

I think I might have posted this before, but it definately bears repeating:

"I'm the proud owner of Karl Rove's father's solid gold cock ring"

At Sat May 24, 10:00:00 AM, Blogger Randal Graves said...

"Why the hell did dr. zaius post that picture from Haggard's soirée after my aides assured me it was recovered!"

At Sat May 24, 01:28:00 PM, Blogger Freida Bee said...

He'll say, "Thank you sir. May I have another."

At Sat May 24, 02:05:00 PM, Blogger kreplech said...


At Sat May 24, 04:04:00 PM, Blogger mwb said...

Bah, you're just jealous of Karl's luscious thighs!

(I think I just threw up in my mouth just making that joke.)

The only outfit I want to see Karl in is prison orange...

At Sat May 24, 06:35:00 PM, Blogger Omnipotent Poobah said...

Being a cross-dressiing craphound is a choice you know.

At Sun May 25, 03:33:00 PM, Blogger Kevin said...

I warned you about that cough syrup, Zaius.



At Mon May 26, 04:28:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Dguzman: Ha! Good one! I like it.

Übermilf: My apologies, although you never know - that might be a blessing.

Spirula: Thank you, Spirula!

Pidomon: Ack! Good one! How confrontational of Rove to say that!

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator: You are one to talk. You are always running around in superhero underwear!

Billy Miller: Hee hee! Those are great! I think that I like the 'wedgie' one best!

Bradda: I think that milky/pasty is the official color of the Republican Party. ;o)

Dave The Angry Rhode Islander: My apologies. So soon? Rove isn't even convicted yet!

Distributorcap: Thanks, DCap! We should start a pool. That's a great idea!

Jess Wundrun: Yes, I remember that! It's a great link.

Randal Graves: Ha! Is that where the came from? That explains everything!

Freida Bee: Ack! Good one! Bondage Rove is definitely a 'denominator' and not a 'numerator', eh?

Kreplech: Bah!

MWB: I like your choice of costumes for Karl Rove, but it is wrong to clothe prisoners in orange, in my opinion. Only the finest people are orange!

Omnipotent Poobah: You may be right, but I would argue that Karl Rove is a freak of DNA!

Kevin: What? I only had two bottles! ;o)

At Mon May 26, 09:22:00 PM, Blogger FranIAm said...

Those photos of Rove make me truly feel like puking... UGH.

At Mon May 26, 09:43:00 PM, Blogger Becca said...

Oh dear god!

Now all I can hear in my head is Rove saying "But I'm the only gay in the village"

Too much Little Brittain I think.

At Tue May 27, 04:18:00 PM, Blogger Unconventional Conventionist said...



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