Minister of Science and Chief Protector of the Faith

Monday, June 30, 2008

Irony of the Week

 

Man's use of fossil fuels has caused global warming, which has melted the polar ice caps to the point that the ice cap at North Pole has all but disappeared. What is man's chief concern regarding this important turn of events? Possible untapped oil and gas reserves at the North Pole! It’s an Arctic Oil Rush!
 

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19 Comments:

At Mon Jun 30, 01:11:00 PM, Blogger Spirula said...

The North Pole has disappeared! That explains what's wrong with my compass.

(Choo-Choo Town. Lived there 10 years. Worked at a couple of TeeVeeAaiiiyy!'s Unclear Power Plants in the area).

 
At Mon Jun 30, 01:14:00 PM, Blogger Utah Savage said...

Oh god. Where will Santa live now?

 
At Mon Jun 30, 01:47:00 PM, Blogger Bubs said...

WHen I heard this story my blood ran cold and I thought--this is how it begins to end for us.

 
At Mon Jun 30, 01:59:00 PM, Blogger Jess Wundrun said...

This only proves that whenever God closes a door he opens a window.

He wants us to keep driving combat vehicles to T-ball.

 
At Mon Jun 30, 02:50:00 PM, Blogger Comics All Too Real's Trinity said...

Don't worry, this is how it all starts. Next you'll see is the Statue of Liberty half buried. ;)

 
At Mon Jun 30, 05:46:00 PM, Blogger Übermilf said...

Santa is being "detained."

He gives things away, is happy and jolly, and loves everyone. He also punishes the naughty by witholding material goods.

He's the anti-Republican.

He also wears Commie red.

 
At Mon Jun 30, 06:43:00 PM, Blogger DCup said...

Head, meet desk.

(The graphic rocks.)

 
At Mon Jun 30, 06:47:00 PM, Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Better git that erl while we still can!

 
At Mon Jun 30, 06:47:00 PM, Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

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At Mon Jun 30, 07:54:00 PM, Blogger Angry Ballerina said...

So glad I'm Jewish and don't have to worry about a homeless Santa.

 
At Mon Jun 30, 07:56:00 PM, Blogger Angry Ballerina said...

On a more serious note.


Ya'll can kiss MY home good bye in another 100 or so years if and when shit starts to melt. Way to suck humans, way.to.suck.

 
At Tue Jul 01, 07:20:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Spirula: I hope that it wasn't a moral compass! A moral compass won't do you much good when the neocons deny global warming and send us into to the stone age.

Utah Savage: He can stay at my house, if he brings toys! I would have to clean up though...

Bubs: I have those same fears. This is getting far scarier way too fast for my tastes.

Jess Wundrun: Well, I must agree - that is very logical. (Eek!)

Comics All Too Real's Trinity: Yes, and apes shall rule the earth! Benevolently, of course. :o)

Übermilf: Ack! Poor Santa! And they won't even let him have an attorney!

DCup: I feel the same way. Thanks, DCup!

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator: You have seemed to come to the same conclusion as FOX News and CNN. Good work!

Angry Ballerina: Oh, come on. you still care about homeless Santa, I know you do!

Angry Ballerina: I agree, although all of these signs of global warming are happening even faster than they originally guessed. We may not have 100 years!

 
At Tue Jul 01, 08:38:00 PM, Blogger Distributorcap said...

you mean global warming is real?

oh my!

ugh

 
At Wed Jul 02, 08:23:00 AM, Blogger mwb said...

Bah, surely you know that global warming is a secret plan to give Canada a Mediterranean climate?

 
At Wed Jul 02, 12:55:00 PM, Blogger Madam Z said...

I, for one, would be more than willing to give up ironing, if it could slow global warming.

 
At Thu Jul 03, 09:46:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Distributorcap: In the magical world of Al Gore, all things are possible!

MWB: The wheat belt is moving up in the world, unfortunately. :o(

Madam Z: Giving up ironing will slow down global warming? Ha! I never iron my clothes! I am already doing my part. I must now congratulate myself on my scientific insight. ;o)

 
At Fri Jul 04, 09:49:00 PM, Blogger Swinebread said...

The world is being destroyed, quick, make a buck!

 
At Sun Jul 06, 03:39:00 AM, OpenID theardentthread said...

Well gosh and golly, I thought everybody knew global warming was just a scam cooked up by Al Gore so he could raise fuel prices?

http://www.kusi.com/weather/colemanscorner/19842304.html

 
At Mon Jul 07, 08:08:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Swinebread: Yay! That's the corporate spirit!

The Ardent Thread: OMG I cannot believe that link. I shall use that as an example of right-wing thinking in the future. Thank you for sharing that!

 

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