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Thursday, June 26, 2008

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Jeepers! I had no idea that I needed to feed my swimsuit.
No wonder mine doesn't fit anymore... It's malnourished!

5 Comments:

At Thu Jun 26, 07:04:00 AM, Ubermilf said...: See, I would think that salad gone bad, with the resulting diarrhea, would make you skinnier.
At Thu Jun 26, 02:37:00 PM, Angry Ballerina said...: My sentiments exactly!!!
At Sat Jun 28, 11:45:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Übermilf: Perhaps, but I would rather blame the swimsuit! ;o)

Angry Ballerina: Aha! You have verified my hypothosis. It's not me, it's the swimsuit!
At Sun Jun 29, 02:49:00 AM, Odile said...: Well, the swimsuit is ready, but I´m not.... all that ice cream. I know, they told me: after the 25years, the only thing a woman can eat are salads... but the ice cream... the ice cream...and I´m so weak, so I still eating ice creams.
At Mon Jun 30, 08:57:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Madam Z: Aha! I see that your swimsuit is malnourished as well!

Odile: I'll tell you secret: Ice cream is lots more fun than swimsuits any day!

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Man is a pestilence.

Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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