Now that we have been informed by the McCain campaign that we can expect some more of those delicious Terrorist Alert Milkshakes that we have all grown to know and love during each election cycle, perhaps now is a good time to review some of the culinary masterpieces they were served during the Bush administration. I have this swell video put together by Keith Olbermann that explains in detail those past election-time frappe treats that we have all enjoyed as a snack or dessert. Guaranteed to chase the economic blues away and sugarcoat those drooping poll results!
it's an election year! This is the perfect time to sit back and relax with a cool, refreshing Terrorist Alert Milkshake. Here is the recipe in case you have forgotten. (It will also be reprinted soon on Cindy McCain's website!)
Recipe for a Terrorist Alert Milkshake
1 carton (or more) of Insane Despot Ice Cream 1 disenfranchised population The Mainstream Media Plenty of horse manure 10 oz. box of xenophobia, partially thawed
Using the Insane Despot Ice Cream as a base, mix the horse manure, the media and the population into a blender until the voter's overactive imaginations are at a fever pitch and the economy is ridiculously overextended. Make sure that the people's resolve dissolves completely and the political pundits are foamy, frothy and drooling. Let stand until fear and intimidation start to congeal. Garnish with a fresh strawberry!
Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.