I am getting increasingly confused by some of the recent news stories. I already knew that America's first Muslim presidential candidate was also a member of Al Queda...
I am sure that I am just being naive, but I am having a bit of trouble picturing all of this. The latest news is that Obama is an elitist Chinese Muslim terrorist that hangs around in country clubs drinking martinis, has metal claws for hands and likes to cavort about his secret Jamaican Crab Key lair in a creepy inflatable radiation suit while disrupting Cape Canaveral rocket launches. Golly! It's John McBond Vs. Dr. NObama!
I wonder how he managed to escape the certain death of his unfortunate mishap in his nuclear reactor's cooling vat with only those powerful but ponderous prosthetic pinchers to climb out with? I guess that I will just have to look it up on 'the Google'. In their political section, they always frontline the top non-partisan sources
to get to the bottom of these pesky political paradoxes!