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Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Germaine Gregarious and the Salad Shooters

No time for blogging today! Germaine Gregarious and I are busy doing some last minute political pundit pandering. We are trying to set up a photo-op in the salad bar at Applebees to prove that we "fit in naturally" with the "less educated" and "downscale" voters - But we can't find an Applebees that has a salad bar! (The situation is getting serious - We are running low on baby corn on the cob and are almost completely out of croutons!) In the meantime, you can watch these swell videos! I have clips of Bill Murray and Scarlett Johansson singing karaoke from the film "Lost in Translation." (To aid us in our quest for the elusive Applebees' salad bar, Ms. Gregarious has assembled a crack team of terrorist vegetarians, The Salad Shooters!)

the Salad Shooters!
The Salad Shooters

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At Wed Jun 18, 01:00:00 PM, Blogger dguzman said...

Um, I think there are a few voters in Central PA that need shooting! Please, bring the whole team!

At Wed Jun 18, 01:58:00 PM, Blogger Utah Savage said...

Pandering, pure pandering. Bit now I am starting to crave greens.

At Thu Jun 19, 08:37:00 AM, Blogger pidomon said...

hmmmmmmmmm salad

At Thu Jun 19, 12:00:00 PM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Dguzman: Ha! I'll alert Germaine Gregarious of this important election update immediately!

Utah Savage: Ms. Gregarious always has the best diet tips.

Pidomon: Indeed! As a doctor, I must reccomend some roughage in your diet every day.

At Fri Jun 20, 03:49:00 PM, Blogger Utah Savage said...

I really need a salad.

At Sat Jun 21, 10:49:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

I think that some cake and ice cream would go nicely right about now, as well. ;O)

At Sat Jun 21, 11:04:00 PM, Blogger Odile said...

I love salads... but I prefer de ice cream..

At Mon Jun 23, 07:15:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Mee too, Odile!


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