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Friday, June 13, 2008

The Changing of the Guard

7 Comments:

At Fri Jun 13, 08:50:00 AM, Splotchy said...: yikes
At Fri Jun 13, 09:31:00 AM, Spirula said...: Bottles filled with blood would be appropriate too.
At Sat Jun 14, 04:46:00 PM, mwb said...: Ah, they weren't breast fed - that explains so much.
At Sun Jun 15, 12:40:00 PM, Life As I Know It Now said...: I second spirula--blood is much more appropriate.
At Mon Jun 16, 09:13:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Splotchy: Hey! I like Yikes!

Spirula: Indeed! that would be appropriate.

MWB: How Freudian! You may be on to something...

Liberality: Hear, hear!
At Thu Jun 19, 06:33:00 AM, pissed off patricia said...: Oh man, now I'm totally grossed out.
At Thu Jun 19, 10:39:00 AM, mark hoback said...: most amusing.

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Man is a pestilence.

Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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