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Friday, July 11, 2008

The Crypt Kicker Five

6 Comments:

At Fri Jul 11, 07:58:00 PM, Bradda said...: Coolest stand up bass EVER!
At Fri Jul 11, 08:35:00 PM, Splotchy said...: Everyone knows the vampire plays the iSplotchyophone.

I call photoshop shenanigans.
At Sun Jul 13, 11:24:00 AM, Utah Savage said...: Thank God, Germaine has better taste than to join this group.
At Mon Jul 14, 05:55:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Bradda: I agree! Although it might be a bit top heavy. (It might be a harp...?)

Splotchy: Ha! The iSplotchyophone has a new model every six months! How could a person ever practice? No self-respecting vampire would ever play such a new fangled device.

Utah Savage: **hrumph** Germaine Gregarious is a guest vocalist! And she is a unique act unto herself, I'll have you know.
At Mon Jul 14, 10:59:00 AM, Unconventional Conventionist said...: How cool that Frank is his own amplifier. Hmmm. I might try doing that too.
At Thu Jul 24, 03:48:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Caution! Don't use a fork.

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Man is a pestilence.

Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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