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Monday, July 07, 2008

Jeepers! Wednesday is Threading Water's Birthday!

Jeepers! Wednesday is Threading Water's Birthday! I am just doing a few last minute embroidery blood stains on my dress shirt so that I look my best for the party... Bring your accordian!

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Man is a pestilence.

Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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